Lifesteal SMP oneshots

Chatfic :3

authors note: 

I AM CRINGE BUT I AM FREE

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Turtle 🥬🥬🥬 added wrom to the group

🏳️‍🌈❓: wgy tjhw fuvk.woukd u add him

wrom: hiiiiii 

🏳️‍🌈❓: sjut@uop hoe

wrom: :(

🏳️‍🌈❓: tgats wjar ithoughy

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: hiiiiii spoke :3

wrom: hi printer :3

vehicular manslaughter: can u guys stop using those

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: using what? :3

vehicular manslaughter: u literallyh know what im talking about

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: i dont?????????? 

wrom: :3

vehicular manslaughter: die

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: what the fuck

wrom: 3:

vehicular manslaughter: that just isnt a face

the IRS: Idk 

the IRS: I can kinda see it

vehicular manslaughter: no u cant

vehicular manslaughter: stop lying

🏳️‍🌈❓: reds rifht

🏳️‍🌈❓: jyst lookj at it a ceratin wahy

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: exactly

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: 3:

wrom: 3:

vehicular manslaughter: hate all of u

tax evasion: ?

vehicular manslaughter: yeah jaron is ok sometimes

tax evasion :D

wrom: i love yeah jaron

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: ^

the IRS: ^

🏳️‍🌈❓: ^

tax evasion: thanks guys

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: :3

vehicular manslaughter: @Turtle 🥬🥬🥬 @Turtle 🥬🥬🥬 @Turtle 🥬🥬🥬

Turtle 🥬🥬🥬: what

vehicular manslaughter: please ban zam

vehicular manslaughter: and also spoke maybe

vehicular manslaughter: also planetlord

vehicular manslaughter: they didnt do anything i just dont like them

🏳️‍🌈❓: :(

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: parrot can u ban bacon pls

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: hes being evil

vehicular manslaughter: i am not hes lying to u

wrom: no zams rught

wrom: roght*

wrom: wgght**

wrom: write***

mape: so close

wrom: wright****

mape: ull get there one day

🏳️‍🌈❓: no ge wom,t

Turtle 🥬🥬🥬: im not banning anyone

mape: BORING

mape: ok childlike joy and whimsy police

Turtle 🥬🥬🥬: what does that even mean

wrom: hes calljng u a hater

wrom: or old

wrom: i dont know actually i might be lying

deez: hi guys

mape: im leaving

vehicular manslaughter: ^

wrom: ^^^

deez: fuck you

🏳️‍🌈❓: hii clutch

deez: hi planet

🏳️‍🌈❓left the group

deez: BRO

vehicular manslaughter: dont add thme back

vehicular manslaughter: dont add thme back

vehicular manslaughter: dont add thme back

vehicular manslaughter: dont add thme back

Turtle 🥬🥬🥬added 🏳️‍🌈❓ to the group

vehicular manslaughter: DIE

the IRS: hi lord

🏳️‍🌈❓: hi doons

mape: hi plant

🏳️‍🌈❓: hii

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: hi planetlord

🏳️‍🌈❓: ...

🏳️‍🌈❓: (im nit ansewing u)

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: D:

wrom: can we all be nicer

wrom: choosoe kindless

wrom: kindness*

mape: i liked the first one more

vehicular manslaughter: ^

vehicular manslaughter: i think we should be meaner

vandalism: i fucjing hate bacon waffle

🏳️‍🌈❓: ^

mape: this is the energy i want to see in the world

vandalism: thank u

vehicular manslaughter: say something mean to mapic now

vandalism: ok wait

vandalism: @mape ur such a **** ******* ***** ******** **** **

wrom: WOAH WOAH WOAH

wrom: U CANT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT 

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: ro....

WHO IS THIS GUY ???: idk if i can support this....

mape: too far bro

vandalism: im sorru

vandalism: ill change and grow as a person

🏳️‍🌈❓: chsracrer devlopnent !!

vehicular manslaughter: shut the fuck up