Hello! My name is Cricket and I am a very big german shepherd. This is my diary.
It's the 18th May 1946. I was preparing for my owner's wedding. I call him dad, but his name is Austin. They put a bow onto my collar. I didn't know why. Now I understand why. I need to be, as they call it "fancy". He finally got engaged and I was super happy, happier than him. I was just sitting on the floor and chewing a bone that someone threw it to me. Suddenly a cat appeared out of nowhere. -Hey you stupid dog! Stop chewing my bone!- she hissed at me. I was very confused, so I calmly asked her -Where is your owner? He wouldn't be proud of you if he knew you were yelling at me-
-I don't have an owner.- she answered.
-Then what?
- I have a clan.
-Clan of what?
-Clan of cats, stupid. We have a leader and we imagine that hes our parent.
-Wow, I would never do that, one parent is enough. That's the owner of course.
-Well, excuses but you aren't me!
-Okay, are you leaving?
-First give me my bone then I'll leave.
-No way.
After these words that I said, she hissed at me and bit my paw. I started barking and chasing her. I jumped on her and got her. She was so scared. I asked her: -Don't be mean to a dog, you know what happens. This is your lesson, I won't hurt you, alright?
-Al-alright.. - she said and ran away. I came back with a ripped off bow and with mud on me. They were looking at me so weirdly. My owner's friend Paul asked him: -Why didn't you wash your dog and fix the bow before the wedding?
i was so embarrassed. Dad looked at me weirdly and whispered to me: -You will get it.
I got scared because I obviously didn't know what's gonna happen after the wedding. He's probably gonna embarrass me in front of Laura (his wife). Ugh..
