I was awoken by the sound of my mother's gentle words... "Kylie, honey, it's time to go to school." Mom said, slightly tapping my shoulders, hoping that it'd help to wake me up.
"I'm up, I'm up." I said. I wasn't usually like this, I wake up on my own (lie) Fine, with the help of my iPhone alarm clock. But still... It's been years since my mom woke me up.
I've never had that much fulfillment out of sleeping. I slept for like 11 hours. It was amazing. Something happened last night that made me feel much calmer and cool.
Basically, today was boring, we just presented our proposals, did quick cigarette breaks, two-hour revision at the library and I went straight home.
I spent the rest of the afternoon watching my old Dvds that I found inside my closet.
Gosh, I missed watching De Niro. I used to be so obsessed with him, I mean, I still am but not as much as before. I think Jimmy took De Niro's place. Kidding. (Okay not)
I decided to watch Goodfellas since it was my favorite film ever. I almost forgot how good it was and how I almost memorized the whole movie.
My mom walked in on me while I was burying myself in DVDs (literally) "Hey honey----Well, well, back to the De Niro phase are we?" She commented.
"Meh, not really, I just missed him." I said. I sounded like I actually know him.
"Well, your father and I have to go to your Uncle's for that dinner we promised him. There's lasagna on the microwave, okay?" She carefully said each word.
"O-kay mom." I said, acting like a very attentive daughter.
With that she waved goodbye. I pressed play and the movie continued where it left off. I basically spent that afternoon (and evening) watching some of my favorite movies.
I went down our kitchen, turned on the small tv at the corner of the room and put some lasagna on the microwave. I sat in front of the TV and was surprised that the show was already on. Man, I lost track of time.
So, I sat down, a bowl of freshly heated lasagna in front of me, a bottle of beer (Thanks parents for being away) and raised the volume up wherein I could really hear Jimmy through the sound of my loud chewing.
**Tonight show Hashtags** 🎶🎶
When Tonight show hashtags came on, I had very little hope that he would read my tweet. (I seriously hope he does) My bowl was half empty and already on my second bottle of beer, nothing could get any better than this for tonight.
"So, I sent out a hashtag earlier on Twitter and asked you guys to send out your funniest and weirdest #WorstDateEver and I spent a solid hour just reading them and I couldn't stop laughing. Here are some of my favorite tweets from you guys...."
Pick mine
Pick my corny entry
"....From @arnoldfinch he says 'I was late at a first date and forgot what her name was so I ended up eating all by myself #WorstDateEver' Hahahaha! Late and forgot the girl's name? Talk about not getting laid." Jimmy said, he was laughing so hard.
"From @jenny070893....." Jimmy continued on.
"That's a lot of numbers, now we know when Jenny's birthday is!" Higgins added.
"Hahaha! Maybe she really likes numbers. From @jenny070893 she says 'It was going great until we went back to his place where I discovered he was still living with his mom, he was 34. #WorstDateEver'" Jimmy bursts into laughter, he ended up hiding behind his table.
"This next one's from @luckystriked she says 'The guy was playing Mario Kart, was in his sweats, our food was chips and old Chinese food. #WorstDateEver' Haha! That actually is the Worst date ever because you didn't even know that it was a date. Very good one." Jimmy recalls his "date" with Nicole Kidman through the user's tweet.
"That never goes out of style!!!!" Higgins added, making Jimmy laugh a little more.
"This next one's from @kyliebrown she says '#WorstDateEver I've never been on one.' Hah! See? That's where it gets tricky. It's worst because she's never been on one!"
I LITERALLY STOOD UP AND MY SEAT TIPPED OVER, BEER CAN SPILLED AND MY EYES AND EARS GLUED TO THE TV. DID HE JUST READ OUT MY TWEET ON TV?!!!!!!
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME HE'S NOTICED ME! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SERIOUSLY HAPPENING TO ME! I MEAN, IT'S JIMMY FUCKING FALLON!!!!
I couldn't bear watching it anymore because I was too afraid that I might faint if I continue. Jeez. I picked up my chair and sat down, "Did just really happened?"
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Lame update. Lol sorry
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