I can't believe her deadbeat dad wants to meet me
I know I have nothing better to do but I'd rather not talk to him.
I took an Uber to her apartment.
I rang the doorbell and a big buff man answered the door.
Must be her Dad.
He was mugging the f**k out of me
I tried walking in but he blocked the doorway looking at me in disgust.
Hey Diamond, he yelled
She came running to the front door looking fine as ever in this tight black dress.
Yes, Dadd-
Oh my gosh she said astonished
Jay, you actually came.
Daddy be nice
He still kept looking at me weird
Diamond locked arms with me
I whispered in her ear
You look nice tonight
She sternly said thank you and we sat down at the dining room table.
He was staring me down at the dinner table
So um Diamond how did you meet Jay
We met at school she said
Mhmm I see
Jay did you go to college he asked pointing his knife at me after putting a piece of steak in his mouth
No sir I actually dropped out of high school about a year ago
Diamond sighed and put her shook her head
So my daughters dating fat losers now he said laughing
Ken be nice Diamond's mom said
I just shook my head I didn't feel like eating anymore
Ken did you know Jay's mom is a nurse
Well at least someone in the family has a successful career he mumbled
The fuxk did you say about my mom I stood up out of my chair
Diamond you better put him in check I don't want our son to be around this mess
Diamond gasped
