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♤《 B I L L Y S H O W A L T E R 》♤
♤\The Paper Boy/♤
The Towns Paperboy
This Sweet kind child became a devil with a sassy attitude and a R.B.F

♤- Warm all the fucking time

♤- doesn't have a favorite season

♤- Favorite sport is soccer

♤- Early Bird

♤- Mothers Name is Byler

♤- Father's Name is Cedric

♤- Dogs Name is Summer

♤- Dog person

♤- Hates Creeps

♤- Hates Stuck ups

♤- Barely Tolerates Spoiled people

♤- hates Bitches

♤- Doesnt believe in any religion
But is supportive

♤- Grades consist of A's and B's

♤- Ambivert

♤- hate watching TV

♤- but loves being on his phone

♤- hates reading

♤- likes to draw

♤- Full name is Billy Micheal Spencer Showalter

♤- Mordern Birthdate is December 23 2009

♤- Original Birthdate is December 12 1964

♤- 14

♤- hates Old people who be like "back in my day"

♤- but also uses it has a joke

♤- knows about the people

♤- 4th wall breaker

♤- indie music person

♤- Hates Teachers

♤- Hates Donna

♤- Hates Magic

♤- Hates racism

♤- types like a toddler

♤- all words are misspelled

♤- Sweet person

♤- Sassy Person

♤- Same personality online and irl

♤- Prefers both speaker and headphones

♤- Hates anyone who uses people

♤- Only child

♤- Doesnt rlly want siblings

♤- Found his mom cheating on his dad

♤- she pays him 500 a week not to tell

♤- he gets 35 dollars every 10 minutes

♤- he works for 3 hours

♤- he starts at four he ends a six thirty

♤- bro is gonna be rich before college

♤- Extreme class rich

♤- Favorite candy is lollipops

♤- Favorite food is Fried rice

♤- Favorite soda is Big Red

♤- Absolutely Goated

♤- Loves The Sunset

♤- Vanilla person

♤- doesn't really like chocolate

♤- Hates children

♤- hates babies

♤- Fluent in French

♤- Learning Spanish

♤- Scared of Mexican

♤- has 23 cousins

♤- Hates Almond moms

♤- likes to read sometimes

♤- Tiktok 24/7

♤- 5'1 foot

♤- Sumitted top

♤- will shit his pants if someone can run in heels