"Beep, beep"
Rick woke up with his arm totally crushed under his 80 kilo body as usuall. He got up and walked to the bathroom and looked for his toothbrush to only to find it in the toilet.
"Fuck!"
In walked Gabe in, his totally retarded dog and says "meow".
"I really need to fix this retarded dog."
He walked out of the bathroom and put his clothes on.
At Work
The clicking sound of people pressing computer buttons makes Rick mad. People talking at the Office also makes Rick mad. The colleagues makes him mad. The smell of the fat guy next to him makes him mad. You know what. Everything att the Office makes him mad.
"Hey Rick." said a voice.
Fuck, it's Felicia. The girl who is so in love in me. I got to say something.
"Hey!" Rick finally got out of him.
"I thought Maybe you and I could go to my place and watch some netflix?"
"Nah, maybe tomorrow?"
Why did you say that? Sometimes you are so retarded.
"Yeah sure. Tomorrow then?"
"Tomorrow then."
Felicia then turned to the other direction and walked away.
Finnally shes away.
"Is Rick here?" Said a dark low voice.
That's my boss. Duty calls.
The Boss room
"Welcome Rick, how are you doing today?"
"Not so b.."
"Nevermind I don't really care... Anyways, today I will show you a bit of a demo we are working on."
The boss click a few clicks on the computer and a video pops up. The video contained his boss and his ex-girlfriend having sex.
"Oh shit, fick the wrong video..." his boss mutters.
I just sat there with open mouth and thought: What the fuck?!
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United States of Assholes
HumorRick is 23 years old and his life is a pain in the ass. His boss hates him and doesn't give a fuck about him. Lara, Ricks ex-girlfriend is together with his boss now jut to mess with Rick and to het free cash. Basicly Rick hates his life. Welcome to...
