Bakusquad groupchat.

Truthugou?

Eijirou: Uhhh guys
Eijirou: we have a problem

Denki: what happened?

Eijirou: remember when me and Kat went to get coffee this morning?

Mina: ..yeah?

Eijirou: some kids ran into him and i think one of them hit him with a quirk
Eijirou: didn't kick in until now though

Hanta: ahhhh shit
Hanta: what kinda quirk?

Eijirou: some kind of truth serum quirk almost? Thats what i called it anyway
Eijirou: he's talking to Aizawa to see what the fuck it actual is

Denki: IF BAKUGOU HAS TO TELL THE TRUTH WE HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION

Kyouka: I doubt the quirks effect works when hes texting tho

Eijirou: nah it does
Eijirou: We tested it

Mina: hell yes

Katsuki: will you losers stop spamming

Eijirou: what'd aizawa say??

Katsuki: its one of those goddamn kids quirks

Denki: truth serum?

Katsuki: Not exactly
Katsuki: i have to speak my true feelings all the time
Katsuki: like i cant lie about things specific to my feelings

Hanta: so you can lie with objective questions?

Katsuki: probably

Kyouka: BAKUGOU! IS THE SKY BLUE

Katsuki: no

Hanta: theres our answer

Denki: i am going to take so much advantage of this situation

Kyouka: does this mean he wont be sarcastic because that would be weird

Mina: is this a bad time to ask if y'all wanna have a squad sleepover

Denki: YES IT IS BUT ALSO YES LETS GO

Eijirou: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hanta: YYEE

Kyouka: im down

Mina: whos dorm?

Eijirou: KATS

Katsuki: i've told you before i dont want people in my dorm
Katsuki: i like sleepovers if they're not in MY room

Mina: yOU LIKE SLEEPOVERS??

Katsuki: duh
Katsuki: why do you think I go to them
Katsuki: i have all the free will to just. Not show up. But i do

Mina: this is already great

Katsuki: no it's not

Eijirou: yes it is
Eijirou: mine then?

Katsuki: your dorm sucks
Katsuki: its ugly and always smells like a gym

Eijirou: :((

Katsuki: alien bitch has the best dorm

Mina: i love this bakugou
Mina: wait does this mean he truely thinks of me as an alien bitch 🙁

Katsuki: no you're cool i just forgot your last name

Mina: OH LMAO
Mina: WELL THANKS
Mina: ITS ASHIDO

Katsuki: noted
Katsuki: i hate this.

Mina: i love this

Katsuki: for the sake of all that is good and fuck. Can we skip truth or dare tonight.

Mina: sure! If we do it rn