My friend had the wonderful idea of having everyone in my group chat ask the bakusquad questions.
I asked one at the very endEveryone in the group is represented by an emoji for anonymity sake:
🍋🌸🔥♟️🐶Now, let's get into the bullshit.
3:36AM
Hanta: GUYGUYSGUYSGUSYGUSGSGUSGUSG
Kacchan: what.
Hanta: WE HAVE SHIT
Eijirou: WHAT KINDA SHIT
Hanta: people asked us shit
Kacchan: who?
Hanta: people who follow Denkis blog
Kacchan: spark plug has a fucking blog??
Denki: YE
Kacchan: tf do you do on there
Denki: talk abt like
Denki: electricity n shitKacchan: fuck off
Mina: It's a great blog!
Kyouka: it's entertaining ig
Denki: LETS BEGIN
🔥: "Bakugou, what are your thoughts on Izuku Midoriya?"
Kacchan: WHO THE FUCK ASKED THIS SHITTY QUESTION?
Denki: the people
Kacchan: DEKU FUCKING SUCKS, HE CAN TRIP OVER AN EGG FOR ALL I CARE
Eijirou: thats my new threat
Eijirou: TRIP OVER AN EGG, DICKWAD!Denki: YESSSS
Mina: mineta should trip over an egg!!!
Hanta: so should that blonde bitch from 1-B!
Kacchan: SO SHOULD DEKU
Eijirou: midoribros nice tho!
Kyouka: has "trip over an egg" become the new "fuck you"?
Denki: nah, nah. it is far above the level of an average Fuck you. Trip over an egg is for someone who killed your family. fucked your mother. ate your food. is mineta. For the type of person that would eat frog legs in front of Tsu. the type of person that would eat cold soba in front of todoroki and not give him any. the true monsters.
Kacchan: how did we go from killed your family to ate soba in front of icyhot and didn't share
Hanta: i'd argue making todoroki sad is a criminal offence
Kacchan: that mf is more edgy than a fucking ninja star
Kacchan: EVERYTHING makes him sadMina: ARE WE NOT GONNA MENTION THE EATING FROG LEGS IN FRONT OF TSU
Kacchan: that sounds funny as fuck
Kacchan: I'll look her dead fuckin in the eyesMina: TRIP OVER AN EGG BAKUGOU
Kacchan: FUCK YOU TOO
Kyouka: NEXT QUESTION
♟️: "Ashido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i have your hand in marriage?????????????"
Kacchan: calm the fuck down with the exclamation points what the fuck
Mina: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denki: well i guess i have to change the gc name from 6 Single People to 5 Single People and Ashido
🍋: "Kirishima, whats your favorite passtime?"
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