The Stanley Parable Oneshots

♡♧ - Swap AU

Involving:
•one or two sexual jokes
•easily annoyed & flustered Narrator
•Stanley can speak
•implied autistic Narrator
•1174 words

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Stanley and the Narrator were arguing over a silly thing again.

"Stanley, its not my fault if you keep disobeying the narrative! Maybe if you listened for once, I would add new interesting endings for your impatient self!" Shouted the Narrator who had already lost his cool.

"You said that last time as well, and you never added anything new!" Stanley protested back.

The Narrator sighed in frustration.
"Stanleyyy... You did not follow the story last run. Are you really that incompetent?! Remember how you hit the "on" button instead of the "off" button on the mind control machine?!"

"It was an accident! If you cant even forgive your protagonist for an accident, then maybe you arent worthy of your job!" Stanley looked at the floor, slightly guilty, yet still angry.

This argument went on for a while. These two clearly seemed to have nothing better to do than argue.

But then suddenly the Narrator snapped.

"Well then!.. How about you take my job as Narrator for a while! Lets see how you do it, if you think that I am not worthy of my job.." He sounded quite hurt. But he was willing to take any risks to win this argument.

Stanley nodded in agreement.
"Gladly! Hah! From this day on, you shall be known as 'Nathan', employee number 003!" He teased, and it seemed to affect Nathan, the old Narrator, quite a lot.

"Nathan?!.. What kind of name even is that?!.. it sounds like the name of an OC made by a twelve year old!" Nathan seemed really offended, he did not like that name at all. (A/N sorry for all the Nathans out there!)

"Alright then, old man! Teleport us into our new places so we can start!"
And with that, Stanley got teleported into some kind of recording booth, and Nathan into 003's room. The office layout seemed very different from Stanley's.

Stanley examined the recording booth closely. He saw a computer. On the computer he could watch Nathan in 3rd person mode.
...So thats how the Narrator kept track of Stanley!
The new Narrator then put on a headset with a microphone.
He also noticed some control buttons next to the computer.
Stanley had to admit, it was interesting to see how the Narrator worked.

His eyes widened as he sat down in front of the Computer..
He saw Nathan, the old Narrator in person for the first time. And he had to admit, he looked quite handsome.

Nathan had brown-grey hair with a yellow streak in it, yellow eyes, wore golden square glasses and a brown suit with a tie in the form of the adventure line.

"Helloo-hoo~" Stanleys voice rang through the office. Nathan flinched and covered his ears, it was way too loud for him.

"Oh? Sorry.." Stanley said and quickly turned the volume down. How matter how much they fighted, Stanley would still care about Nathans well-being.

Nathan seemed to calm down again. He gazed around the office, trying to get used to the new environment. Nathan was the type of person who could not handle change well.

Then Stanley started to narrate.
"This is the story of a gay man named Nathan." Stanley sounded as if he was desparetly trying not to burst out into laughter.

And with that, Stanley had Nathans attention. Nathans expression was angry, but a small blush had formed on the mans face. Stanley chuckled in response.

"Our dear Nathan had a big, fat crush on a totally straight man named Stanley. Obviously he would never admit that." Stanley went on with his narration, smilling the whole time while Nathan was raising his middle finger towards the ceilling.

"Hold on for a second, Nathan. We cant have that behavior, can we?" Enjoying his new-found power, Stanley continued. "If you dont stop soon, I will have to come up with a little punishment for you.." Stanley knew exactly what he was doing, and it worked. He was aware that Nathan had a few kinks after all. And so, Nathan blushed some more and stopped rasing his nuh uh finger, in fear of being called out even further.

Stanley smirked, knowing exactly what was going on in Nathans mind. He found him very predictable right now. "Nathan then realized he would have to get his own job back soon.. or else Stanley would continue to tease him. And to do that, he would have to find a key in the next room. After Nathan found it, he shall be teleported to his old post." Stanley instructed, mimicing the old Narrators voice perfectly.

Nathan just rolled his eyes, not even bothering to speak. He just wanted this to get over with this. So he walked into the next room.

He almost immediately started to turn the whole room upside down. He checked every cabinet, every drawer, every bin and under every table.. but to no avail.

After searching and searching he saw a stack of paper and quickly walked towards it. He ran it over, and saw something silver shine under a piece of paper. He quickly picked it up and held it up to the ceilling. "Found it. Happy?" Nathan grumbled, clearly annoyed that he was being toyed with like this.

Stanley clapped his hands.
"Congratulationss! You found the key! I shall now teleport us into our old spots by resetting.." Stanleys eyes wandered over the control button menu. He then pressed an unfortunatly random button, and the whole place turned upside down. Literally.

Nathan shrieked in shock, he did not expect that at all. He fell onto the ceilling, wich was now on the ground and started to scream cursewords.

Stanley just chuckled out of embarassment.
"Whoops... my bad.."
For some reason the recording booth hadnt turned upside down.
Damn, this world was fucked up.
The button was pressed again, and Nathan fell back onto the floor, shrieking once more.

"Nathan.. do you know what button to well.. press.. so we can reset?" Stanley asked, he was starting to get desperate.

"10th row, number 5.. its yellow." Nathan responded, his voice cracking in pain from the falling and crashing.

And so, Stanley pressed the button and they reset, back in their original roles.

As Stanley was back in his office, he was reliefed that everything went well.

Nathan, who was the Narrator again started talking.
"Thank god this is over.. that was a nightmare.. I mean you as Narrator- of course that ended badly! Whose idea even was that?! Why did you have to make a joke out of my story?! I mean, a gay man named Nathan? Are you serious?! That was horrible!.."

The Narrator went on with the rambling, until Stanley interrupted him.
"Awhh.. Im the bottom again..." Stanley said jokingly with a smirk on his face.

To wich the Narrator only responded with "WHAT!?-"

End

YIPPIEE FIRST FANFIC DONE!
I hope you liked it!