The Stanley Parable Oneshots

♡♤○ - shit, its the internet

Involving:
•mention of smut fanfics
•mention of NSFW art
•flabbergasted Narrator
•Stanarrator is real
•Stanley uses sign language
•725 words

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Stanley and the Narrator have gotten bored over the past few months. Stanley had played through every ending at least 25 times already. Obviously he was starting to lose his sanity, and so was the Narrator.

The two already interacted directly with eachother more often. The Narrator even revealed his physical form to Stanley.

But that wasnt enough for the socially-cut-off couple. They needed to interact with more people.

Unfortunatly they were trapped in this parable, and havent found a way to escape. Even if they did, the Narrator probably wouldnt want to leave just yet. He wasnt very willing to talk with anyone besides Stanley.

But thats all not the point.

After endless begging, Stanley  convinced the Narrator to try to find a way to connect to the internet.

And the Narrator finally succeeded.

"Stanleyyy~"
His voice rang through the office. He seemed to use a sing-sang tone of voice.
"Guess what I have done!.." he went on.

Stanley just shrugged, signaling the Narrator to elaborate further.

"I finally did it! I found a way to connect to the outside world.. I managed to install internet in the parable!" The Narrator seemed very enthusiastic about this.

Stanleys eyes lit up in surprise and a smile formed on his face.
'Really?! Thats awesome! Come down and I will boot up my computer!'
Stanley signed, gesturing the Narrator to come down in his physical form.

The Narrator willingly agreed and suddenly stood next to Stanley.
Stanley blushed heavily at the sight of his boyfriend.

Stanley now took the Narrators hand and dragged him to his computer.
Then the office worker quickly turned it on and opened a browser.
The Narrator just watched with expecting eyes.

'Soo... what do you want to search?' Stanley asked, smiling at the Narrator.

"Hmm.. how about.. 'the Stanley Parable fanart'!" The Narrator sounded quite convinced of this, his eyes widening full of excitement.

Stanley quickly typed the suggested search into his keyboard. And soon after some fanart showed up.

The couples eyes widened as they saw the fanart. They admired it for a few minutes, the Narrator even flapped his arms a little. But then Stanley started to scroll...

Both of their smiles dropped slowly as they saw art of the Narrator on top of Stanley.

"I uhh... what- what is that?..." the Narrators jaw dropped, but Stanley started to giggle a little.

'Want to recreate that someday?' Stanley joked, winking at the Narrator who just awkwardly blushed in return.

Stanley chuckled again and continued to scroll.

...more questionable fanart. This time it was the Narrator on his knees.. and in a maid dress.

The Narrator was speechless at this point. His eye started twitching and he somehow managed to look disgusted yet also flustered.

'Ooooh~ someone is a tumblr-sexyman~' Stanley somehow couldnt take this seriously and had to tease his boyfriend a little.

"What even is that?..." the Narrator managed to say, not letting his eyes off the fanart. He acted as if it could jump at him at any second.

'A definition for a commonly simped-over character. I still have a little knowledge about the internet. I know that from before I ended up here.'
Stanley explained, giggling over the Narrator not knowing common internet phrases.

The Narrator still looked at the fanart, seemingly flabbergasted.
Thats when Stanley decided it would be best to scroll some more.

He scrolled to other fanart, and clicked on one of Stanley putting.. wires in his mouth?

Stanley had no idea what the context was, so he decided to ask the Narrator.
'Is this an ending that I dont know of?...' he signed hesitantly.

The Narrator shrugged in return and bent over to the keyboard and typed something else in.

"Wires ending - the Stanley Parable.." he read out loud.

And an ao3 portal popped up.
"Stanley what is ao3?..."

Stanley didnt answer, not wanting to reveal his dark past.

The Narrator clicked on it and it led him to a fanfiction. He started to read through it.. and it was going into a weird direction..

Stanley now also started to read..
..and both of their jaws dropped.

End

A shorter one, I still hope you liked it! :3