1313MARS is online
VinnieLien is online
VinnieLien: hey mick
1313MARS: hey vince
1313MARS: whats up
VinnieLien: oh, nothing much.
VinnieLien: nothing much at all.
1313MARS: ...what happened.
VinnieLien: please dont kill me
1313MARS: cant make any promises.
VinnieLien: ok well...
VinnieLien: its tommy and nikki.
1313MARS: what about those fuckers?
VinnieLien: well, they had a bet...
1313MARS: i see where this is going.
1313MARS: continue.
VinnieLien: long story short, they made a bet about who could go longest without showering.
VinnieLien: and it got to the point where some chick was fucking nikki and...
VinnieLien: she threw up on him.
VinnieLien: and she had recently eaten spaghetti.
VinnieLien: so she threw up spaghetti on nikki.
1313MARS: thats absolutely disgusting.
1313MARS: theyre a fucking menace, those two.
1313MARS: not sure why id kill you for that.
VinnieLien: ...also...
1313MARS: oh shit theres another part?
VinnieLien: yep.
VinnieLien: dont kill me.
1313MARS: oh
1313MARS: continue.
VinnieLien: ...
1313MARS: ...
1313MARS: what
VinnieLien: ......
1313MARS: what is it
VinnieLien: ...............
1313MARS: JUST FUCKING SPIT IT OUT OR I WILL KILL YOU.
VinnieLien: 😧😧😨😨😰😰
1313MARS: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT TELL ME
VinnieLien: 😧😧😧😧😧😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰
1313MARS: you dumb bastard.
1313MARS: say your goodbyes, blondie.
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1313MARS: fucking prick.
TommyLee is online
TommyLee: Hey Monk Donk!
1313MARS: never call me that again, you fowl piece of shit.
TommyLee: :(
TommyLee: Is Mister Mick better?
1313MARS: not at all. just call me by my actual name.
TommyLee: Ok, Robert!
1313MARS: STOP.
1313MARS: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYONES SHIT.
1313MARS: YOU JUST CALL ME FUCKING MICK
TommyLee: But, FUCKING MICK, that's not fun to say! Mister Mick is funnier, and so is Monk Donk!
1313MARS: just stop.
TommyLee: Ok, Mick. :(
TommyLee: It's no fun at all, but I'll stop.
1313MARS: thank you
TommyLee: :0 YOU THANKED ME!?
1313MARS: dont make me un-thank you, drummer
TommyLee: No thanks!
1313MARS: anyways
1313MARS: vince told me about your little stupid dare.
TommyLee: Oh...
1313MARS: its fine, just dont be near me until you shower with soap.
TommyLee: Alright.
1313MARS: also, could you tell me why vince wouldve thought that id kill him?
1313MARS: and left the chat, and wouldnt tell me why id have (yet another) justified reason to kill him?
TommyLee: Well,
TommyLee: Don't kill me either...
1313MARS: alright so its actually bad, continue.
TommyLee: Vince may or may not have broken your guitar.
1313MARS: WHAT
1313MARS: WHICH ONE!? HOW!?
TommyLee: Umm, the black one?
1313MARS: theyre all fucking black, you dickhead. what type of guitar?
TommyLee: I don't know! I have very little knowledge about guitars! Maybe it was your favourite? But I don't remember what it looked like, because I saw it for a few second before Vince hid it in his cupboard.
1313MARS: THE BLACK ONE IS MY FAV
TommyLee: Ha! So they're not all black! I knew it! Plus, isn't one a dark purple?
1313MARS: 🤷♀️
1313MARS: as an old man, im a lil bit blind. so i cant tell.
1313MARS: im trying very hard to stay calm. now tell me how it broke.
TommyLee: Vince was trying to bash that Guns N' Roses redhead. Axl, I think his name is.
1313MARS: fucking axl rose. of course.
1313MARS: well, im off to kill a certain blondie.
1313MARS: bye tommy! :)
TommyLee: I FEEL SO HONOURED, YOU SMILED AT ME!
TommyLee: I LOVE YOU MICK
1313MARS: too far, drummer.
TommyLee: Aw :(
1313MARS: bye.
TommyLee: Byeee
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TommyLee: Vince.
VinnieLien: what
TommyLee: Change your name and run.
TommyLee: Now.
VinnieLien: what why
TommyLee: Let's just say, it's Mick.
VinnieLien: TOMMY.
VinnieLien: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM.
TommyLee: I'm sorry!
TommyLee: But please, for your own safety,
TommyLee: Run away!
TommyLee: And change your username!
VinnieLien: I FUCKING WILL
VinnieLien has changed their username to GuitarsRock13
GuitarsRock13: ok done
TommyLee: He won't even know it's you!
GuitarsRock13: yeah, yeah.
GuitarsRock13: bye now.
TommyLee: love you vinnie! stay safe!
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