It was a long night for peter parker. He has just finished patrol and was heading back into the compound for a movie night with his new family. Most however had never seen him like this. He has the look that could kill you with the to calm voice that made you shiver when you heard it.
Swinging through the window he was met with a bunch of "Hey Pete" "Good After noon" and one "Hey underoos". But when he didn't reply instantly they knew something was up. That's when it started the story.
Man, I got a story to tell.
by now everyone was listening carefully as he said it in the sicking voice with a glare that could kill
I was just minding, my business patrolling
There was this bully right didn't even seem like the bully type walked right up to me and told me you look like a cookie bite
there were a few stiffened laughter's but immediately died down with eh glare that peter gave.
I say you could be right, but me, I'm not that lookie type
So i walked away and then he hit me with a cooking knife
By now everyone was on alert that was until Peter put up his hand to stop them
He said did i tell you, you could walk away Spidey?
I responded NO, and then he hit me with an eight punch
All up in my face, and then i lost my patience
SO i spun around and took out two of my ray guns
immediately Nat and Bucky smirked
He said Oh No and then he tried to run a way
But i said OH no No little homie you messed up my day
So i caught up to him and i punched him in the face
He said Ha Ha Ha and then he hit me with a mace
Scared and concerned looks were being passed around
It left a taste but i absorbed it without a trace
Then i look at him and said im about to put you in your place
So you better say your grace. Then i chopped him in the waist
These arms may be weak but they gonna leave you in a brace
this was the most shocking thing for them because they all know peter doesn't hurt people
I try telling people Patrolling is my ZEN.
by now the room is dead quiet, that was until their was a loud bang coming from where peter was. He was now unconscious with a knife in his side.
everyone jumped up to help and rushed him to the Med-Bay. although they would never admit it they all stayed by his side.
When Peter woke up he saw them all and just smiled
"you guys are the best"
