RYLAN ~ "I told you, ya big dum dum."

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Me and Rylan were sitting around doing whatever. We couldn't sleep since we both took a nap and we're just being goofy for hours. It was about 3 AM and I told Rylan, "I want a slushie. Like, really bad."

He threw his head up to face me and thought for some time before gesturing towards the empty gallon of water. "I'm not drinking out of that. I want a normal sized cup." I told him. He shrugged it off and picked it up with one hand, using the other to prop himself off the chair he sat in.

We turned on the camera while standing outside the 711. The cashier unfortunately told us that we couldn't fill up our own cups due to the covid infections. I just got my own slushie in the cups they provided and got my favorite flavors. (I always get coke with 7up, cherry, and blue raspberry. Perfect way to get diabetes but I'm lucky. Wbu)

Eventually after going to about 3 711's, we went to a different gas station company and filled it up. "Your gonna throw up. It's gonna hurt like a bitch if you chug it then hold it in."

"No it's not. I'm a tank. Well, I'm probably gonna throw up now I think about it."

We headed home and Rylan started chugging the slushie. After 20 minutes, he got about 3/5 of the way before commenting about how much his stomach hurts. We went out to the backyard and he dug his fingers into his throat since he couldn't throw up without it. "Told you ya big dum dum." I said.

It literally kept coming out. It was funny though because each time he threw up, it made the same sound while he said "Oh my god" each time. It was funny. Before he threw up on my shoes to look at me laughing. I know he didn't throw up on command, it just came out. But I was still pissed. "RYLAN!!" I yelled. He muttered a bunch of "sorry's" before throwing up again. And again.

THE NEXT DAY

The next day, we started off with Rylan doing a prank where he asks people where the bathrooms are and pretends to throw up on them. He then goes to try to give away Pokemon cards for some dude. We were trying to get food for a random homeless person but couldn't find any. We then come across this store where a dude is playing vr on a chair. Rylan gives the dude a lap dance and the guy starts feeling him up.

THE NEXT DAY (AGAIN.)

We see this crackhead lady who starts yelling at a homeless dude and just being rude as fuck. We confront her and you can tell she's drunk as shit. Obviously. She's holding those damn long ass tubes of that alcohol slushie thingy. But we can't be surprised. It's Las Vegas. She then starts to chase us and that's when I see that she's literally holding her dress up with just her arms since the back and undone.

She stops chasing us for a bit and we come over to the homeless dude who was being bullied. "Do you want some ice cream? I'll go get you some ice cream and we'll be back. Alright?" I ask him. I wanted to be cautious and not scare him more since he's curled into a ball protecting his head.

She keeps following us and so I hide behind Rylan in an attempt to get away. I'm SUPER uncomfortable now about this woman. She forms into a C shape and pulls up her dress to show us her part. She runs after our filmer, then goes to a random person where he pushes her off him. Security came over to ask what happened and we stood up for the guy saying she was drunk and chasing us.

When we get home, I immediately jump to bed and still shaken up. Rylan tells me we were okay and that the basketball game we had after the encounter should clear my mind a little. "I guess you were right when you said that you were getting weird vibes from her."

"I told you ya big dum dum." I say, yawning.

"Do you ever stop saying that?"

"No. Goodnight."

" 'Night." The door closes shut.

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