"WHY THE FLIP FLOPPITY ARE YOU LATE?" Da baby your teacher asked.
You raised an eyebrow
"Why are you not swearing at me??" Da baby glared at me.
"BECAUSE THE PRINCIPAL SAID IF I SWEAR AT A STUDENT ONE MORE TIME ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TEACH AGAIN AND WHATS WORSE THAN NOT TEACHING AGAIN? IF YOU WERE GOING TO SAY A FIRE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY INSIDE YOU'RE WRONG."
You sighed. Okay sir you say.
"I HAVE MARKED YOUR TESTS AND IM IMPRESSED. SIKE." Da baby handed out my test and I saw the 'C' stamped on my paper. He couldn't even be bothered to write it so he got a stamp.
You raised your hand. "Sir can I go to the bathroom?" You asked, feeling the stares of both jungkook and Ed.
"NO? YOU CAN SIT THERE AND WET YOURSELF."
"Okay sir." You sighed wetting yourself .
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AFTER CLASS TIME SKIP
You leave the classroom but when you leave you freeze. From across the hall you see Biggie Cheese twirling her hair and leaning against the locker and beside her is....
Ed.
Oops, you said that out loud.
Ed turns your way and when he sees you he goes to move but Biggie quickly pulls him in for a kiss, Ed reciprocates and you tear up.
Running away, you leave the building and stumble through the gardens. You hear a door open behind you but you're too far to find out if Ed chased after you.
You can't believe this.
Only yesterday, Ed had kissed you and sang the most amazing song. You remembered it. Maybe you weren't pretty enough, you were boring after all. biggie cheese was blonde and had hips as wide as a frisbee but you... you were flat.
You looked at the ground and cried the tears falling to the pavement when there was a shadow ahead of you.
"Hey baby girl what are you doing crying and letting your tears fall to the pavement?" Jungkook said, you looked up and blinked your tears away
"What are u doing here jung aren't u supposed to be in history right now?" You said
"I know more about World War II than you know about your own mother."
You then remembered the car crash
"Don't cry, it's over now. It's 2024" jungkook soothed but you were upset,
"I saw Ed kissing biggie okay.... Ed means so much to me and all I've ever wanted is to be with him and be in his arms but someone like me can't be with someone like Ed, I'm boring, basic, I have boring brown eyes, boring brown hair and I wear converse and not heels, I eat burgers not salads and I watch football and hang out with boys not do make up and gossip with girl.... I will never be enough for Ed." You sigh
Jungbok says you don't have to be baby girl
He lefts your chin with his hand
You look into his hazel eyes and they have flecks of gold
He purses his lips and looks like a Greek god and smells like logs
"You are not boring, you are beautiful and you need to show Ed you don't want him. How about this baby girl, we make him jealous? I'll tutor you and we pretend to be dating and make Ed jealous?" Jungkook says, you gasp and blush
Maybe this isn't a good idea
You thought about Louis, about Ed, about jungkook and then you thought about your teacher and ex favourite artist da baby
"Let's do it, we will be a couple."
Jungkook laughed and winked
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Your plan was for you and jungkook to flirt in front of ed and make him jealous
Then he'd fall for you and leave biggie and you would be happy
But there was one exception
"If I help you baby girl you've got to tuck me into bed every night and read me a story."
You nodded and read the little duck went to the pond to jungkook
At school you started your plan
"Hi jung" you flirted and sat with him instead of ed, Ed looked over.
He winked and pulled out your chair you sat down on the chair and then leaned into him and it looked like you two were snuggling
You heard Ed cough but you did not move
When da baby walked in he saw this and his eyes widened
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed and then he looked at Ed and then me and then jungkook
"HOMEWRECKER!" he screamed at me and jumped out the window
We looked at da baby as he was driven away in the ambulance
"Love ya baby girl"
YOU ARE READING
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