Peter Parker Oneshots

Ceiling Mishaps

Summary: in which a sleep deprived peter and school dont mix well

or: peter ends up on the ceiling during class

Peter knew, logically, that he should have slept atleast six hours to function during school but last night at patrol was hectic. Between a team of robbers dressed in anime girl cosplays robbing a bank and a guy causing the subway to delay because of his giant rat army Peter found himself busy the whole night, sure he could've ignored it all and went to sleep but hey Spiderman is there for the people so he didn't.

So when Peter found himself in APUSH without any sleep dozzing off with ned poking him every 5minutes it was no suprise.
Regretting not skipping class he atleast tried seeming normal but the occasional glances mj and ned threw at him indicated that he wasn't exactly successful, it all went well enough though listening to his teacher ramble on and watching the clock tick by until his vision went black and he dozzed off.

Ned just saw Peter fall with his head on his desk and got concerned, what if the teacher noticed and he got into detention but also he knows he needs the sleep, he saw the news of last night after all and any rest would do him well so he let him.
Class went by until Mr. Harrington started to ask the students questions, Peter being unlucky got called on and the whole class turned to see a sleeping Peter, Ned tried shaking him awake but failed „uh mr harrington i cant wake him, he wasnt feeling too well so maybe let me answer?" the teachers gaze hardened „well he should know not to sleep in class then, come lets get some water to shake him awake" and Flash and his goonies snickered over his dilemma, Ned could already see MJ pulling out her Crisis Sketchbook at the Situation.

„Dont worry Sir i can help" Flash volunteered and got his water bottle out, the rest of the class looking forward to how Peter would react.
„I'm sure we can wake him up without it! i mean we'd make his head wet so thatd take time from the lesson" Ned argued but too late.
Peter still unbothered sleeping got poured a bit of water on his head, which would wake up a normal Person with a bit of a stirr, unlucky for them Peter isn't fitting in that criteria.

The Water hit his head and he immediately woke up, flying out of the Chair onto the Ceiling with a dazed expression still tired not acknowledging what was happening, stimuntainiously from the events Ned fell over in his chair, the desk got shoven onto the side, classmates started shrieking and Flash stood there wet from letting the water bottle fall onto him. Everyone just stares wide eyed at the ceiling and Ned was pretty sure Betty just fainted in her seat and Mr Harrington looked close to join aswell. Multiple choruses of „What The Hell?" „AHH" and other gasps were heard.

Peter still just waking up stared at his class dumbly, reached his hand to touch his wet head and had a dumbfound expression on his face, not exactly understanding what is happening"
Ned quickly interfered „what you all see is uh um CGI! its Stark tech from the Stark Internship! „as if id believe that, what is going on?!" yelled flash, Ned meanwhile ran under where Peter was just standing on the ceiling.
„Peter you got woken up please come down you're on the ceiling" trying to control the situation with his best efforts, MJ was already filling her pages with her classmates expressions.
„Me? Ceiling? Good joke its you on the Ceiling! this is a really weird dream but sure ill join you up there" Tired Peter retorted while jumping onto the ground.
„Okay seriously what is happening here?" one of Flashs goonies asked. „Peter! Peter listen to me this is not a dream, you were just on the ceiling in front of the whole class! This is not a dream!"
Perplexed Peters expression went from confused and tired to alert „Shit Shit Shit" he muttered with wide eyes. „Um this is a New Invention i worked on at the internship it lets you stick to surfaces"
„As if we believe that we aren't idiots loser" MJ retorted with a bit of a smirk which some classmates agreed to.

„Um okay i think someone should first check on Betty and bring her to the nurses office... so um i may or may not be.. Spiderman" Peter stated sounding more like a question with jazz hands and all hell broke loose. „Quiet Class let Peter talk" Mr Harrington said through the turmoil of questions and shouts seeing as Peter looked uncomfortable at the Situation at hand.

„So i need you all to keep this quiet and i probably will have to let you sign NDA's but um do you guys remember the trip to Oscorp? yeah i was bitten by a radioactive spider and that basically started it all and ill have to contact Mr Stark about it probably now then but please keep this a Secret i cant endanger my Family and Friends"

unexpectedly Flash was the first to say he'd keep it a Secret and that he'd have to explain quite a lot to the class. „So Washington was you?" Abe spoke up. „Yeah sorry for missing it guys" Peter said feeling shy with so much attention, Ned gave him a Shoulder Pat and they sat back on the Chairs while the class talked.

I need to be more careful and need to catch some sleep Peter internally thought about and groaned, this will be a long Day until Mr Stark shows up but itll be fine.