The Tassel Senpai

Chapter 5

What. The. Fuck. Just happened. You're in a California king bed with sheets a bit too loose (surprisingly). So you made a spastic bed angel and rolled around from side to side, looking like you were possessed by a demon. Senpai comes in with some beef jerky and brown rice, your favorite. you loved it sooooo much, too much. he put it on your lap and at that second you got so turnt that you flipped it in the air and and the food was all over the bed so you ate it like a dog and played drop ball with it [look it up]. After you ate all of it you were casually sucked into a worm hole unto a different dimension with beef jerky and brown rice + shit erupting volcanos and flying octopus. Senpai warmly welcomes you in his hairy embrace as if he planed this... He uses his thong tassel as a helicopter propeller and we move towards a volcano.
We are now hovering directly over a shit erupting volcano, and I think it's about to "erupt"... Then I suddenly drop. He dropped me. As I'm falling I realize everything was leading up to this. The dread locks, the worm hole, my sex obsessed parents. It's all so clear now. I'll explain, so, in the beginni-
*falls into Poocano*