God of Hindrance

Prologue

In Olympus

The 12 Olympian Gods gather to discuss the matter of Zeus's master bolt being stolen.

"Let us start the discussion about the item that has been taken" Athena says standing up from her throne.

"Yeah, can we get this over with? I have a lot of deliveries that need to be delivered" said Hermes yawning, clearly showing lack of sleep.

"What exactly was stolen that it is so important to gather all of us? This seems ridiculous" Hades responded clearly annoyed.

"If you'd like to know, brother, the item that was stolen, WAS MY MASTER BOLT!" Zeus says pounding his fist on his throne.

"......Okay, I still don't care" Hades responds with no motivation to be there.

"Wait, your master bolt was stolen? How?" Ares says confused on how the king of gods precious items were taken.

"I don't know!? I just woke up from my sleep and it was gone! Poof! Just like that!" Zeus answers doing an Italian impression with his hands.

"Brother, calm down, we will find your master bolt, don't worry" Poseidon says trying to calm Zeus down.

"Ha! You want me to calm down!? You only say that, because you don't want to seem suspicious!" Zeus retorts, trying to accuse Poseidon of being the thief.

"What?" Poseidon, clearly offended by the accusation.

"Oooh, this is getting interesting~" Apollo says showing clear amusement of the situation.

"Hahahahaha!" Hades laughs at the argument between the two.

"Yes! You stole my master bolt! You've always wanted to overthrow me! So you decide to steal my bolt!" Zeus says, not denying his accusation.

"How would I have taken it? I'm barely ever here!" Poseidon responds, clearly showing annoyance to the accusation.

"I don't know!? Maybe you had someone else take it!" Zeus retorts showing signs of frustration.

"Brother! Do you hear yourself? Even if I were to steal your master bolt, why would I want to start a war with you? That is idiotic!" Poseidon responds by denying his accusation.

"Well, you are an idiot" Hades says, grinning.

"You shut up!" Poseidon said slowly getting agitated.

"You had your one of your son's take it! You always wanted to dethrone me!" Zeus says, thinking on how he could have stolen it.

"Oh right, didn't we have a pact about not making mortals give birth to demigods? What happened to that Fish breath?" Hades says trying to agitate Poseidon.

"Yes, I know, but I did not claim him as my son yet" Poseidon sighs, disappointed at himself.

"Not only did you steal my bolt, you also broke our pact! If you could not keep your penis in your pants, then how could you keep your hands to yourself! Need I say more?" Zeus retorts trying to get Poseidon to confess.

"Of all people here, you should be the last one to say that" Hera says clearly annoyed by Zeus's claim.

"W-what! Hera!" Zeus offended by Hera's remark

"What? It is true" Hera says staying true to her words.

"Poseidon has another kid, so what? That doesn't mean he told his kid to steal the bolt, your accusations are petty father" Aphrodite says siding with Poseidon.