Konosuba x female reader

Chapter 1 My OP ability (not)

Kazuma: Alright let me introduce you to my party members
Y/N: Oh they look pretty strong and capable *smiles*
Kazuma: (I really wish they were😭) alright the one with blue hair is a useless goddess named Aqua
Aqua: Hey!
Kazuma: The one in armor is Darkness who gets off on violence and ordering her to do weird and kinky stuff to her
Darkness: K-k-kazuma don't say that...
Kazuma: How dare you talk back to me
Darkness: *Moans*
Kazuma: See what i mean and the lolicon names Megumin who only knows explosion magic
Megumin: L-lolicon

Y/N: It's nice to meet everyone

Konosuba

Aqua: So your names Y/N?
Y/N: Yes
Aqua: Mmm *smack* Ow why did you hit me
Kazuma: Stop staring at her like that

Darkness: Where are you from Y/N
Y/N: Ummm you know from out of town

Writer: From out of town really that's the best thing you can say
Megumin: What's the name of the town
Kazuma: Hey why are you guys interrogating her

Y/N: Nnnnaaah it's fine i'm not from out of town, i'm not even from this world
Kazuma: Wait what do you mean
Aqua: I knew it, even though you changed clothes you still didn't look like you were from this world

This is what Y/N wearing

Writer: Who in Aqua's name gave her that outfit
Darkness: Where did you find those clothes
Y/N: Huh oh Kazuma gave them to me, he said that this is what all female adventurers wear
(Everyone looking at Kazuma)
Kazuma: What? Don't look at me like that
Writer: Alright let's fast forward

Aqua: So what type of magic can you use
Y/N: Hehehe (crap i forgot what ability i chose) uhh he-he-healing magic and enchancement magic
Kazuma: Alright now that we know what your magic is let's go on a quest
Aqua: Alright you stupid overgrown frog this time your finished

....

Kazuma : Saw that that one coming

Aqua: Uhhhhh I didn't mean any of the things i said
Darkness: Don't worry Aqua i'll save you
Kazuma: Please don't
Writer: Please do (if you know, you know 🤫😏)
Megumin: It seems like it up to me to save the day
Kazuma: Don't you dare use explosion magic, Y/N use your enhancement magic
Y/N: Okay (alright Y/N you can do this) *breathes* enhance

*pow*
Y/N: Hey i got one nice oh my head's spinning feeling a little bit dizzy
Megumin: Kazuma can i use my explosion magic now
Writer: Damn she really in to explosion magic isn't she
Y/N: Don't worry am alright i got this
Darkness: Kazuma please help
Megumin: I am Megumin the most powerful among the crimson demons, this is where your life ends, turn to ashes as you witness my power EXPLOSION!

Kazuma: You didn't need to go that overboard!!
Y/N: Wow that's so cool
Writer: Are Aqua and Darkness okay there probably fine
Y/N: Hang on i'll heal you guys
Aqua: Why do we always do these kind of quest😭
Megumin: Can one of you pick me up

Y/N: So how much is the reward
Kazuma: Well let's see we killed one frog so 30 gold coins
Y/N: That's it
Writer: What did you expect it's 1 frog am surprised it's even 30 gold coins
Y/N: Say Kazuma how much money do you have and the you have a house
Kazuma: Huh let's see i have about 30.0000 gold coins and we live in a mansion why do you ask
Y/N: Kazuma if you let me stay with you i'll go out with you

Kazuma: Really wait but why
Y/N: To repay you for saving me remember (also because you have a lot of money and you live in a mansion)
Kazuma: Sure but first tell whhat your real ability is

Writer: Daaaammmmn bro a Chad right now, wonder how long that's going to last
Y/N: How did you know
Kazuma: Aqua told me she said she couldn't sense any healing or enhancement magic rather something else, something else like creation magic
Y/N: Alright fine i lied i..forgot what ability i chose
Kazuma: Wow you really must be an otaku lemme guess you're also into anime and reading manga's
Y/N: Aaaa don't say that

Writer: Dumb ass your one too or have you forgotten
Kazuma: If you whatever i say i won't spill your secret
Y/N: Fine pervert
Kazuma: What was that

Y/N: Nothing don't worry (alright Kazuma your my ticket to an easy life)
Aqua: Now that Y/N is apart of our party defeating the demon king doesn't seem impossible
Y/N: Wait what demon what now
Writer: Ah right the demon king and his army i totally forgot about him

Writer: Well until next time bye
Y/N: What type of sick joke is this i didn't sign up for this
Writer: Oh my Aqua you scared the living shit out of me
Y/N: Eris never told about defeating a demon king
Writer: I mean this is a fantasy world so what did you expect, also get out