The riveting romance of Mr.Hippo and Larry The Lobster (FNAF x SPONGEBOB ROMCOM)

Chapter 1 "The Forbidden Meeting" a oneshot

Larry the lobster, standing on the pearly white sand with his luscious red shell gawked at the appearance of someone new. He had never this kind of fish before. They had a rich purple shell, hard and shiny like his own. Sturdy, with sultry eyes. Larry the lobster looked down at arms, wondering, “if I flexed right now, would they notice? Would they approach” and it was just then, that when he looked back up, those very sultry eyes were gazing him. It was love at first. He felt the zing of love run up his shell. He needed an excuse. He was lifeguard, on duty at that!He was supposed be paying attention to potential yellow sponges who couldn’t swim! Not gawking at the new hawt crawfish on the beach.

Larry looked around curiously, brewing an idea. What excuse could he have to approach the aubergine  fella? While standing there, going through all the options he had, Mr. Hippo seemed to make the first move. “Howdy!” He shouted, a slight mechanical tone in his southern voice. SHIVERS went down Larry’s spine. “What an angelic voice”, he thought. “What a deep southern and rich voice” Larry thought to himself. Mr. Hippo tredged forward across the sand. While the bodacious purple babe made way to Larry, the sharp sound snapped Larry out of his thoughts as the hawt new burple “crawfish” proceeded to face plant into the sand. “Yikes, that was  a gnarly fall! But wait! This is my chance! I’m a lifeguard and he might drown on the sand!” Larry ran towards the bodacious cutie, flexing his calves with each and every step.

Larry knelt down to help Mr.Hippo up, grabbing Mr.Hippo’s thicc biceps with his MASSIVE claws, only for the arm to pop right off!” Ah! Must be molting season!” He exclaimed, “ I hope that didn’t hurt too much!”Mr.Hippo looked up, a blush cascading across his burple face. “Well howdy there. Are you from tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see. Actually, fun fact about tenness… ya know, I was in tennesse once and when I touring around, ya know I met a lot of nice people, but yeah I was touring I said, and uh I was visiting this lake and talking to the locals right, well turns out, the wildest, the uh the uh lake was actually made by like this earth quake.” Larry nodded, merely aghast to have his ears blessed, by such a rich tone.”Yeah, it was this lake called uuuuuh…oh oh it was Reelfoot lake, which actually had nothing to do with feet. That does kinda remind of this time I went to try to replace my foot, cause you know the wiring was all off but the guy, well I guess he didn't sleep to well, so he ende dup pouting it on backwards? Aw man, I was walking like I had two left feet all day! But yeah, so in tennessee, you know, I actually work at this place, not in tennessee, but i work this place that has all these songs. You probably heard of at least one, well maybe not, but maybe you did, but it turns tennessee has 10 state songs. I don't know if we had that many on playlist, but 10 could you imagine. Came out all different years too. I don't know how many years it took for songs. Maybe it was a long, maybe it wasnt though. You know im not really a song write, so maybe? But you know, that does actually remind, going to back to the foot thing, did you know that like, to be able to be under water the water, i have to have like a special battery. Which actually reminds me that the guy who last worked on my foot was arrested battery. Or was terrorism? I dunno, but he put a nuke launcher in my foot, that was pretty crazy wednesday. But now I have a nuke core, and can walk around no problem. I think its and all that. “

Larry nodded in sympathy, but a bit lost on what this gorgeous babe was going on about. Larry did work at home depot as side job, so he was aware of the dangers of certain battery components getting wet.That was the benefit of not being fully fish. He could visit land and seems that this, now that he gets a better look, lusciously purple hippo came from the land. Larry longed the land actually. He could live up there with his potential burple bride. He could be up there, with his future husband…up where they walk, up where they run ,up where they stay all day in the sun….Wanderin' free, He could be Part of that world.Larry went to open his mouth to ask Mr.Hippo the most important question of his life. Mr.Hippo wasn’t with his story though.Larry realized, he hadn't been paying attention. “Oh no!” Larry thoughtself.” I hope I didn’t miss too much!” Mr.Hippo proceeded to continue on”-which brings me to another interesting fact. I was talking to this guy, apparently he is a famous youtuber who plays these funky robot games and his name was uh, oh what was it, it was uhhhhh, oh yeah MarkiPlier. He was real nice, cause he was helping fix my car. Yeah, the car was in broke down. It was tow truck actually. Fun fact, did you tow trucks came from tennessee? Yeah, in 1916, some guy in Chatanooga made it. Isn’t that just wild?” 

Larry nodded in agreement and decided, heck his job. He needed to follow his life passion and that life was, was now love. Love is what was going to fuel his passion to leave goo lagoon. But first, they should go date! Ah yes, can’t move things too quickly of course!”Hey, beautiful, why don’t we ditch this sand. I mean, it’s rough and coarse and gets everywhere. Why don’t we go somewhere were talking is all we can do. Really get to know each other!” Larry suggested. Mr. Hippo’s sultry eyes opened wide.” You’d want to go on a date with me? With lil ole Mr. Hippo? The guy who seeks out those Tennessee roads with odd speed limits like 31 mph or 19 mph?” Larry didn’t really know what Mr. Hippo was going on about, but gosh was he cute talking about it.”Heck yeah I do! I know this great place. It really lifts the mood and I go there all the time! The time elevator!” Larry exclaimed, sweeping Mr. Hippo up bridal style. 

In the near distance, loomed a very disturbed artist named Inagi. Inagi watched this whole scenario unfold before her, and witnessed the popular awes and gasps at each romantic gesture. She knew she draw this. The clout, the publicity, the amount of reach she would get…but was is it worth it?....Heck no. Inagi continued to make cute genshin impact art and wonderful Vtuber models. Her latest work was a hit even and really showed off some nice technique that she really didn’t want use on this. Tsukicaterpillar had told her to come here at this spot at this time, somehow knowing all that she would witness. Why? She had no idea! TsukiCaterpillar was probably watching right now even, lurking and looming mysteriously in the distance.

Larry carried Mr. Hippo to the time elevator where they stood in this mysterious room, left to their own conversation. It was during this time that they experienced their first heavy conflict. Mr. Beast. The man, the legend, but was he rich? Mr. Hippo was a firm believer that Mr. Beast was indeed not rich, because sure he may have money, but did he have friends? True friends? Larry, on the other hand, felt that friends did not pay the bills. Sure having friends may lead to a happier and healthier life, but friendship will not be able to cover your daily expenses. Friendship won’t even pay the taxes!!

Larry and Mr. Hippo bicker back and forth about the riches of Mr.Beast but then, something amazing happens. The time elevator goes back to a simpler time. A more pog time. A time where pogging was cool. They entered a space that no one has ever been to. It was here that they both pogged. They pogged to white sky above. They pogged the blank ground below. Riches were nowhere and everywhere, for the true riches , were the pogs we made along the way. Then they reason that the quality they admire in Mr. Beast is actually in the other. They realize that, together, they are the Mr. Beast they both dream to be. Pog, amen.