Pick Me! ~Choose Your Wedgie Boy~ (Chapter 1)

Prologue, Part 5 (🐰)

You stare at the board and at your physics professor.

Deep in thought, you can't help but fidget with your pen.

Of course, your thoughts consist of things more important than your physics lesson, such as;

"What am I gonna eat for dinner? (hopefully not instant noodles again)"

"I wonder what nerdy underwear prints those two dorks are wearing today."

And most importantly;

"Who's going to be my next wedgie disciple?"

You can't keep your mind off your mission and the consequences for failing. Time is ticking until the time limit, and you still need to find 3 more disciples and convince all of them to do a hanging wedgie together for the sealing ritual.

Your mind drifts to thoughts of the wedgie affinity curse. Such a powerful ability, one that makes a person desire wedgies so much they'll beg and do anything to get their underwear jammed up their butts.

Wait....

Do anything...?

Suddenly, you had a genius thought;

What if your next wedgie disciple was someone... useful to you?

Like maybe... someone smart?

Well, you already have Touma to tutor you, so that wouldn't really be helpful.

Someone strong, perhaps?

That would be nice, having someone to protect you. However there's the challenge of giving them the wedgie in the first place. The curse doesn't affect anyone immediately after all. They have their normal reactions to the wedgie before the curse takes effect, after all. Just like Yorue's protests yesterday when he got his curse-inducing wedgie. If a strong person retaliated to the wedgie you gave them physically, you probably wouldn't survive with your average build, so that's a no-go.

Maybe someone powerful?

Who's someone who's in a position of power in this school...?

A teacher?

Nope. You immediately shut down that thought. The thought of one of your teachers begging for a wedgie makes you feel like throwing up.

Who else...

A student council member?

Yeah, maybe that could work. You've observed that most of the student council members aren't that physically strong, and all of them sound like deserving dorks, especially that stupid student council dictator although you do fear him enough to not not mess with him.

You look around the room, and see only one person who's a member of the student council, flaunting his silver badge.

His name is Riyuu Nakamura. He has neat, pink hair. He's the only member of the student council that opts to accesorize their uniform, as he doesn't wear the blue blazer that most students do. Instead, he likes to wear a long sleeved pink knitted vest with a cat on the front. Rumor has it he wears it just to impress his crush (who likes cats).

And so, he has become your next target.

The bell rings, and the white noise of your talking professor dissipates as he leaves your classroom. It is once again lunch time, and Riyuu has made his way out of the classroom.

This is your chance to make him your disciple, so you follow him. You plan to wedgie him when he goes to an area where there aren't many people.

You tail him all the way to a set of stairs that lead up. That is until....