M-1: Press Play

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A thousand thoughts.

That's the number of thoughts running through your mind at this moment. Dazing off into the horizon outside this dammed classroom, not giving a single fuck about what's going on around you.

After all, there are more important things to worry about.

You think of your newly acquired disciples. How fun are they to wedgie. Seeing the different... "flavors" of pathetic reactions on their faces as you split their cheeks with their underwear makes you a bit excited.

As fun as it seems though, you also think about the sealing ritual deadline set by the spirit.

Your very important thoughts are rudely interrupted by the bell, as well as your chemistry professor's announcement of an exam.

You groan in your head as he leaves.

You spared not a single thought in that class and it's biting you in the ass. You understand absolutely nothing in that class. If only you had a savior, someone who can save you from repeating a grade....

Within a few seconds of neuron activation, you realize that you do have a savior. A dorky one at that.

That tighty whitey wearing nerd who offered to help you.

Touma.

Seeing as he's doing nothing right now, it would be the best time to ask him to help you right now.

You come up to him and ask him for help.

"S-Sure, [Reader]! I'd be happy to help! When are you free?" Touma responds with a slight smile on his face.

You don't have any plans today, so you tell Touma;

"I'm free after class, I guess... Thanks."

"No problem, [Reader]. Buuttt... I'm not doing this for free you know."

The brown haired boy said with a sly smile.

"Huh?!" You exclaimed, bewildered. That nerd was trying to make you pay for his services! If that's the case then to hell with studying with him!

"H-Hey! Just so you know, it's not what you think! I'm not asking for your money." Touma quickly cleared up the misunderstanding.

"It's.... I want you to give me a wedgie after we study. Is it a deal?" The blushing, flustered wedgie disciple proposed.

A wedgie in exchange for his help? That sounds like a good deal. You can even call it a bargain for what it's worth.

You nod your head and agree to his deal.

After class ended, you walked with Touma to his house.

His brother wasn't with you. Not to worry though, he told his brother in advance about your visit to their home.

Touma also said something about a student council meeting? Or maybe... he just wants you to himself today.

Considering what happened last Friday, you think his motives might just be that. Tadashi might've also had a reason not to come with you.

You make your way to his room. The sunset's light glistens through the windows, giving the room's white walls an orange tint.

You set your bag, along with the useful contents inside for studying, on the wooden table.

His room looks pretty mundane, just what you would expect of it. A well-kept bed with white pillows, posters of an a multitude of anime series, two shelves with figurines and lots and lots of manga. Probably arranged according to series and volume, what a dork.

Something else catches your eye. A corner of the room that has his computer, a gaming chair, as well as a console... one that you've wanted for a while now. He's got an assortment of games too. Is his family actually loaded?

You wanna play so bad, but time is of essence. You need all the time you can for studying chemistry.

What do you do?

a.) Get to studying. (proceed to M-1A.)
b.) Invite Touma to play one game. (proceed to M-1B.)

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