Wilbur Soot Gets His Weak Frail Body Ran Over By Lightning McQueen

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Wilbur sits in his burger van thinking. He doesn't know what to do. His only employee has died, and his business isn't doing great. All around, he's having a terrible day. 

This isn't a new feeling either. Ever since he's been revived, nothing feels like it has been going right. He is so stressed out! A break is what he needs.

Wilbur grabs his crusty dusty musty trench coat and steps out of the van.

The sun shines from an opening between trees. Leaves fly away in the gentle breeze. It is a beautiful day.

No.

He walks around aimlessly in a nearby forest. As he is walking, he sees something in the distance. He feels drawn to it.

Wilbur stands at the edge of a road he has never seen before. It was made of gravel, and it seemed that it wasn't used much.

"How long has this been here?" Wilbur mutters to himself. 

He leans against a tree and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He has nothing better to do than smoke until he thinks of something else to occupy him.

As he stands alone by the suspiciously empty road, Wilbur is suddenly filled with the longing for a car. Specifically a big red car running over his weak frail body. Yes. That's what he wants to do today.

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Lightning McQueen zooms around, as cars do. He was furious!

"Arg," Lighting McQueen yells in fury, "I'm so furious!"

His big strong muscular tires race along the pavement. He didn't know where he was going, but he just needed to get out of there! That house where he found his wife cheating on him with Mator out of all people. His best friend!

Lightning McQueen's wife, Sally Carrera, had been screwing around with that international harvester tow truck! Sally always swore that McQueen had the biggest bumper and his motor was the best, but she must have been lying to him.

If sally even thought that he will come back to her, she could suck his motor. He is leaving her behind.

Tire marks appear on the pavement as lightning McQueen swerves into a gravel road located in some random forest. He's not really the off-roading type, but he needs something to clear his mind (does Lightning McQueen have a brain????).

Lighting McQueen really needs a distraction.

As Montgomery "Lightning" McQueen rounds another corner, he sees something-or someone-that could be his distraction.

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Wilbur watches as a car with a deep red tint, ocean blue eyes, and the number "95" on the side drove up to him and stopped. He observes as the fictional anthropomorphic stock car, who is the protagonist of the animated Pixar franchise Cars, looks him up and down seductively.

"Hey," Wilbur says nearly dropping the cigarette out of his mouth from pure awe.

"Omg ur givin major dilf vibes fr," the ominous car based on the Chevrolet Corvette C1 (produced between 1953-1962) and the Chevrolet Corvette C6 (produced between 2004-2013) says cutely.

"What's a dilf?" Asks a confused terrorist and burger shop owner.

Lightning McQueen giggles like a screeching chimpanzee then answers with "don't worry about it bb 😉😏"

"How did you say that out loud?"

"Say what? 🤨"

"You just did it again!"