Something Priceless

Gold: 💰➕/➖

And here comes the first chapter that combines two endings of the game into one.

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Henry rolled up his garage to reveal the tank now painted with a name on the side.

"Ya named it 'Phil Eggtree'?" Delara chuckled as she hopped on top of the tank. She settled on the barrel. "Ya care fer dis t'ing dat much?"

"Eh. If I was going to keep it, I should put some kind of effort into the tank so I don't rob it and leave it in a ditch somewhere," commented Henry. Delara chuckled as she laid back into the tank while Henry got in the hatch part. "For example, my scooter's named Johnny."

"Really?"

"Yeah!"

"Nice!... So li'e... Wha' you wanna do now, honey?"

"What do you mean?"

Delara scooted closer to Henry.

"Well... our daughter will be needin' money fer 'er future, no?"

"You're right and the diamond will only last so long."

"Less pay da Toppats anotha visit, yeah? Jus' you an' me~ Up fer it, honey?"

"You know it!"

"Den let's get our asses in gear."

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"You know... if we're supposed to be dead, we can't go by our former names, would we?" Henry commented.

"You're right... Hm... I guess we should change our names an' go as doppelgangers, yeah? We'll just change our last names to..."

"Varon."

"Wha?"

"I heard of that last name before in a different timeline. Do you know of a woman named Vanessa Varon?"

"Ha! Youngest female pilot fer da choppa an' died in battle with honor! Charles looks up to 'er an' says dat I'm a lot li'e 'er in looks! Wha' 'bout 'er?"

Now that Delara mentions it, she does kinda look like young Vanessa. Maybe if her hair was as fluffy as Charles' she would be the spitting image of Vanessa.

"Didn't Charles call you Delara Varon once?"

"Oh yeah. I remember dat timeline. I feel bad fer dat Delara, but I also never got a reason as to why Charles insisted on bein' called Mr. Varon beside Vanessa bein' 'is 'ero."

"Wanna take on the last name of Varon together?"

"Heh. Why not? I now pronounce us, hubby an' wife."

"Time to kiss the bride~"

One long kiss later...

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The train tracks were a bit of a dead giveaway for the train holding the money they need.

"I thought I'd regret leavin' my blueprints with 'em," commented Delara. "Now dat we're robbin' 'em, I guess my plans bein' left buhind gives us de upper 'and, yeah?"

Henry smiled as the train got into their view. Now how should they do this?...

~➕~

Gotta remove the firearm vehicles so things become smooth sailing. Oh. What a perfect time and place for a ramp to come up. The moment they were within range of the cars, Delara couldn't miss the opportunity to say something.

"DID YA MISS ME, BITCHES!?"

"FUCK, IT'S DELARA AND HER BOY TOY!!!"
Lols.
"DEPLOY THE SWORD LAUNCHED!!!"

I'm sorry, the what? Oh. Wow, that must be hard to reload.

"Dear! Hold on!" Henry cried out. Delara held on to the barrel which caused the tunnel ahead to crumble. "Get in!"

There was a massive crash as Henry held onto Delara tightly. It was loud even from inside the dark tank. They could hear a part of the tank folding in making Henry hold Delara tighter and further away from the crunching.

Once all was quiet, Henry loosened his grip and went to check the damage. Wow, that's a lot.

"The whole train was derailed," he said as he climbed out and sat on the side. Delara climbed out half way also looking around. "The frontof the tank was crushed. I don't think we can use it anymore... Do you want to check the rest of the train for anything else valuable? We could always store it in the money cart."

"Eh. From da looks a it, I t'ink da most we'll find be jewelry or loose change. We could see if da paintings be okay, but if we store it in da money cart, the money'll ruin dem," commented Delara. "Not ta mention dat dere was mos' likely glass inside so we's get hurt if we 'andle da money without protection. We could always come back later fer estra loot if ya wanna pocket a li'le more, yeah?"

"You're right," said Henry as she climbed off. He then reached his arms out for Delara. "I got you, dear."

Not quite. He didn't expect Delara to launch herself toward him and crash into him. Not that Henry was complaining since they fell in a good way.

"If you t'ink fer a moment dat you c'n get a dull moment outta me, t'ink again, honey~," she said before kissing him. It was a little too short in Henry's opinion, but they had something to do at the moment. "Now 'ow we gonna move dis?"

Henry looked into the cart. There were some broken glass shards to be seen here and there so grabbing the money and going was out of the question... He felt his pockets and found a Fulton.

As soon as Delara was on the train car, Henry stuck it on which lifted them and the money cart in the air high. As they were considering what to do next, the weight shifted as a thud rang through their ears.

"Oi! This doesn't belong to you!" said RHM.

"I ain't 'avin' dis shit," said Delara.

The two wombo combo-ed RHM leaving only his mechanical legs behind. It was... kinda disturbing to see, but Delara quickly tinkered the legs so they had a rocket to fly them home.

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"I guess dat from dis point on, we're da Varons especially if my brother changes 'is las' name ta dat, yeah?"

"Wait, he changed his name?"

"Not too sure, but I 'eard rumors of a Varon in da military an' I wouldn't bee too surprised if it was Charles changin' 'is last name."

"I guess I'm marrying into your family, huh."

"You sure as shit are. Your fate was sealed the moment ya feel in love with Vanny. Now you're 'er father an' I ain't gonna make it easy fer ya ta leave me, my daughter, or my brother any time soon."

"I wasn't planing to leave you guys anyways."

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The story doesn't end here...

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