"so i was like, why would you give him that? and she was like 'oh well, i thought he'd like it.' and i was like, he literally told you he was ALLERGIC to it, WHY would he like it?" y/n exclaimed while pacing around their living room, using their arms to exaggerate the story.
"mhm." akaashi nodded while sitting on y/n's couch. y/n snapped out of their rant and looked at him, realizing that akaashi was looking at his phone.
"hey, are you even listening to me?" y/n questioned. he looked up at them.
"of course i'm listening to you."
"but your looking at your phone." y/n furrowed their brows and folded their arms.
"i can multitask."
"oh yeah? prove it. what'd i tell you just now?"
"you told me that your friend gave her boyfriend chocolate for valentine's day even though she knew he was allergic to it."
"oh. well then, what'd i tell you yestersay?"
"you told me that your friend almost choked on the fried octopus she ate at the sketchy restaurant you went to."
"damn, you actually do listen to me. then, what about...a month ago?"
"uhm...something about how your friend had to go to the hospital for having problems with shitting."
"wow. i'm surprised you remember that. i'm also surprised about how many stories i have of her. she's really got some issues...okay, how about a year ago?"
"a year ago? hm, i think you told me you became friends with the same girl."
"huh. interesting. so, do you know the girl's name?"
"i don't recall you telling me her name."
"well if you dont remember then i must've not said it. maybe that'll be the topic tomorrow." y/n joked.
"maybe." akaashi agreed.
"hey akaashi, thanks for always listening to me, akaashi. I appreciate it." akaashi gazed into y/n eyes and gave them a light smile.
"i'll always be here to listen to you whenever you need me to. even if it's about your weird friend."
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Fanfic「 a book of haikyuu oneshots 」 status: not finished ·˚ ༘ ➛ non-binary reader or fem reader! ·˚ ༘ ➛ oneshot book ·˚ ༘ ➛ no caps -i barely watch haikyuu so if the characters seem ooc thats why