Longan: what. On earth bread, is that.
Lychee: egg
Longan: why is it here.
Lychee: ... Egg
Longan: speak properly Lychee
Lychee: Egg.
Longan:
Longan: *Sigh* give me the egg lychee, I'll take a look at it.
Lychee: ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ
Longan: hmm *Inspecting the egg* where did you find this Lychee
Lychee: Tree
Longan: hm
*The egg started cracking*
Lychee: Wah!! Longan you broke it!!!
*Baby in egg*
*egg baby*
Longan:
Lychee:
Lychee: is that a goddamn baby, baby in an egg, Eggby
Longan: How does a baby hatch in an egg.
Lychee: Perhaps humans can lay eggs like us!
Longan: Lychee, humans cannot have eggs.
Lychee: Okay And?
Longan: oh my god.
Baby: *Touches longan's horn, IT FUCKING TOUCHED THE HORN*
Longan: ...
Baby: Bababu bu
Longan: I do not speak baby.
Lychee: babu babu Hehe heh
Baby: bitch
Lychee: *Shock face emoji* HOW DERE YOUE
Longan: Lychee.
Baby: :3
Lychee: Goddamn baby >:(
Baby: Goddamn bitch
Longan: Lychee.
Lychee: :(
Longan: *Sighs* just, alert the other dragons. I'll figure out why a baby was in an egg.
Lychee: Okayyyyyy, *Glares at the goddamn baby™* I will find you
Longan: Lychee what.
Lychee: Bye *Zooms out the window*
Longan: now, you
Baby: BBu
Longan: why were you in an egg now child. Hmm. *Thinking dragon™*
Baby: hmm *Thinking baby™*
Longan: you are, one weird baby
Baby: ™
Longan:
Longan: I'm keeping you.
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A/n: Whose goddamn baby is that
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Longan Dragon and their dumbass kid (Read Description Before Reading, ily)
HumorLongan has a kid now, uh. #DragonMilf or #DilfDragonidliketof 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒍𝟖 THE DRAGONS ARE SIBLINGS HERE‼️‼️ USE THEY/THEM FOR THE DRAGONS PLEASE SHIPS YOUR MAY NOT LIKE: Longan x the old tree guy Wind archer x fir...
