A/n: Owo babes I'm alive also I can't speell, also some mentions of abortion
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Lychee: Ananannas what do eggs eat?
Ananasansas: ... Eggs... Eggs can't eat lychee....
Lychee: but they'll die of starvation???
Anasssasnan: lychee.. It's an egg.
Lychee: and?
Ananasan: you know what. I'm not having this conversation with YOU
*Ansansnsn leavses*
Eg:
Lychee: The fuck ya lookin at, hoe
Lotus: Lychee you're slut shaming a literal egg.
Lychee: K and?
Lotus: an egg
Lychee: eg*
Lotus:
Lychee:
Lotus: Mother should've continued with the abortion.
Lychee:
Lychee: LONGAN‼️‼️‼️‼️
Lotus: MOTHERFUCK- SHUT SHUT UP SHSHHSSHHH
*They uh strangle each other*
Pitaya: I'm back guys! And I brought sum food for the eg 😗
Lotus: EGGS CAN'T EAT
Lychee: YES THEY CAN
*Ananans comes back*
Ananans: Longan should've aborted you all
*Ananas leaves*
Lychee: Fuck you all
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A/n: >< Guys what if Longan's hair is just their clothes. What if we cut off their hair... *Maniacal laughter*
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Longan Dragon and their dumbass kid (Read Description Before Reading, ily)
HumorLongan has a kid now, uh. #DragonMilf or #DilfDragonidliketof 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒍𝟖 THE DRAGONS ARE SIBLINGS HERE‼️‼️ USE THEY/THEM FOR THE DRAGONS PLEASE SHIPS YOUR MAY NOT LIKE: Longan x the old tree guy Wind archer x fir...
