Dark enchantress: *In the big ass van*alright is everybody here?Pomegranate: I think so master-
Red Velvet: CHIFFON! I LEFT CHIFFON!
Dark Enchantress: *sigh* Go get him.
*Red Velvet dashes out of the van, lololol*
Dark enchantress: anyone else left something?
Poison Mushywushyroomie: Can I bring my shroomies?
Dark Enchantress: No
Poison Mushywushyroomie: oh :( *sad™*
Affogato: can I go check if I fed my snakes?
Dark Enchantress: Go ahead *sigh*
*affogato gone™*
Red Velvet: Chiffon! *Raises Chiffon up like he was Simba or some shit*
Dark enchantress: yes, Chiffon.
--on the road--
Poison Mushywushyroomie: Are we there yet?
Dark Enchantress: not yet.
-1 minute later-
Poison Mushywushyroomie: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there-
Dark Enchantress: *Groaning* Affogato.
Affogato: Oh God dammit.
--
Poison Mushywushyroomie: ?
Affogato: how about we play a game?
Poison Mushywushyroomie: does it involve shroomies?
Affogato: A-... Maybe, just listen.
Poison Mushywushyroomie: :3
Affogato: so, in this game we see who stays quiet for the whole ride.
*Poison Mushroom stares at his eyes*
Affogato: and the one who doesn't speak for the whole ride gets Allll the shroomies~
Licorice: ew what was that
Affogato: what was what?
Licorice: when you said shroomies
Affogato:
Affogato: what?
Licorice: "Shroomies~" ew, cringe
Affogato:
Affogato: anyways, is that clear poison Mushroom?
*Silent Poison mushroom ™*
Licorice: oh, that worked?
Affogato: obviously idiot.
Licorice: >:(
--20 minutes later--
Red velvet:
Licorice:
Red velvet: I feel like we forgot something.
Affogato: me too.
-Meanwhile-
Dark Choco and Strawberry Crepe
Dark Choco: they forgot about us.
Strawberry Crepe: call cps.
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A/n: they forgor
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Cookies Of Darkness: Crack fic.
HumorIt's just a bunch of gay cookies here. yes there's gonna be ships, sorry lol Cover isn't mine Oh there's ships. Red velvet x dark choco Affogato x his sugar daddy Licorice x no one cuz he lonely as hell