Licorice: *Sleeping, or dead. I don't know*
Licorice: Vel your dog is choking me.. *Mf is half asleep*
Licorice: Vel!
Red Velvet: Bitch my dog isn't even touching you, how dare you accuse him of something like that! My mother will hear about this >:(
Licorice: *Doesn't give as single shit* shut the fuck up momma's boy.
Licorice: but there's still something choking me.
Red velvet: oh yeah there's a snake on your neck
Licorice: THERES A GODAMN WHAT
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Red Velvet: Calm down-
Licorice: IT FUFKING BIF ME VELVET, HOW AM I GONNA calm down IT FUCKING B7T ME SGUDGUD
Red Velvet:
Snake: * Chokes licorice harder*
Licorice: *Screaming for dear life*
*BANG*
Affogato: For fucks sake it is 5 in the goddamn morning, kindly shut the fuck up.
Licorice: THERE'S A SNAKE ON MY NECK
Affogato: Okay? Do I look like I give a shit about you? Oh! Jonathan! *takes the snake off of licorice's neck softly*
Licorice: MOTHERFUCKER
Affogato: oh you must be hungry JJ, come now let's get you something to eat *Leaves room*
Licorice: IT STILL BIT ME
Licorice:
Red Velvet: how about you pee on it?
Licorice:
Red Velvet: ?
Licorice: You fucking DUMBASS
*Licorice runs away screaming in the halls, It's fucking 5 am in the goddamn morning, everyone kills licorice*
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Affogato: do you hear that JJ?
JJ: SsSsss
Affogato: It's the sound of pain and agony Jonathan.
JJ: Si
Affogato: Good boy.
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A/n: I wouldn't mind if affogato bit me
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Cookies Of Darkness: Crack fic.
HumorIt's just a bunch of gay cookies here. yes there's gonna be ships, sorry lol Cover isn't mine Oh there's ships. Red velvet x dark choco Affogato x his sugar daddy Licorice x no one cuz he lonely as hell
