Loud House Experience Chapter 5

Chapter 4

Me: Well, that was interesting
Ryder: Yeah, it was
Me: You're 12 years old, right?
Ryder: Yeah
Me: And where's your family
Ryder: They're not around anymore
Me: Well, how would you like me to adopt you
Ryder: Really?
Me: Yeah
Ryder: I would love that

Here is the updated power level info-board
Spock: 35 million
Klingon: ×10 million
Mark: 81 absolute Millillionfinity
Julie: 42 centillion
Y/N: 94 Sescentillion
Ultra Vegito: 4 google (turned good)
Author Odinson (me): 900 TREE3-finity
Chase Odinson: Ω++
Light: Ω++
Demon possession: ×1 million
Angel Possession: ×1 million
Ryder: 7 billion
More to come

Me: What the.....
Ryder: What's up, dad
Me: Look

The look at the monitor's and see

Y/N: "Hello?"
???: "Hey, Dad."
Y/N: "Sweety? Where are you?"
???: "I'm in the country."
Y/N: "That's wonderful. I didn't expect you before Thanksgiving."
???: "I know. We're here because we needed to get...something done, I just wanted to let you know that I'll take the next flight."
Y/N: "Get what done?"
???: "I'll tell you when I'm there."
Y/N: "Jenny!"
Jenny: "Dad."
Y/N: "You don't have to tell me. I already told Bob and Sylvia that the next time you'll call, it'll be because you're pregnant. So when will you make me a Granddad?"

Silence.

Y/N: "Jenny?"
Jenny: "Rodney and I got divorced."

Silence.

Jenny: "Dad?"
Y/N: "What did he do?"

A sigh.

Jenny"He didn't do anything, Dad."
Y/N: "He agreed to divorce you! I always knew he was an arrogant son of a bitch, thinking he's better than everyone when he doesn't have half the brain of my girl."

Jenny: "Dad, let's talk about this-"
Y/N: "Did you dump him? Because if you did you have my full support. You know that. He was never good enough for you."
Jenny: "Dad, please."
Y/N: "Did he dump you?! Who does he think he is? Does he think he'll find someone better?!"

Silence.

Y/N: "Jenny? He didn't... He didn't cheat on you, did he?"

Pause.
Jenny: "No."
Y/N: "But he wants to. That son of a bitch-"
Jenny: "Would you please stop calling him that. It's not like you think. At least not exactly. We just realized we have different priorities in life."
Y/N: "And his involved another woman?"
Jenny: "Dad, please. I'm gonna miss the flight. I'll see you in a few hours."
Y/N: "Jenny? I love you."
Jenny: "I know, Dad. I love you too."
Y/N: "He never deserved you, you know?"

Pause.

Jenny: "Yeah. He never deserved me."
Y/N: "You're much better off without him."
Jenny: "I hope so. I hope we're all better off this way."
Y/N: "I feel better."

A snort.
Jenny: "That's good to hear, Dad."
Y/N: "Jenny?"

A sigh.

Jenny: "Yes, Dad?"
Y/N: "What are you still doing talking on the phone? You've got a plane to catch!"

Quick laughter.

Jenny: "Goodbye."
Y/N: "Bye, sweety."