Chapter 1 : Introduction

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I was born weird. I mean, I know that all babies are weird, but I was on a whole other level. I came out of the womb feet first with a full head of hair, and I could already speak in complete sentences.

My parents were understandably confused. They didn't know what to make of me. They took me to see a doctor, but the doctor just said that I was a perfectly healthy baby.

But I wasn't perfectly healthy. I was weird. I had a weird sense of humor, I had a weird way of looking at the world, and I did weird things.

For example, when I was a toddler, I used to eat my boogers. I know, it's disgusting. But I couldn't help myself. They were just so delicious.

I also used to talk to imaginary friends. I had a whole cast of characters, including a talking dog, a flying cat, and a unicorn.

My parents were always trying to get me to stop doing these weird things. They would tell me that I was being gross, or that I was making them look bad. But I couldn't help it. I was just being myself.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 15, 2023 ⏰

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