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"Hanako, Hanako, Hanako, are you there?"
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"I'm here."
"NENE, DUCK, THERE'S A PERVERT IN THE BATHROOM!"
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damn, he's a cute pervert though.
#1 in TBHK from 10/12/2023 to 10/15/2023
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hello, im here to put random y/n facts here :))
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always stays up late binge-watching anime, reading manga, or making memes
when a fight starts they're either the one filming and eating popcorn or is fighting
when someone has an important phone call or something they start moaning in the background like a dumbass
you know that 'bag stuck in a vending machine' chart? they'd probably be the one that does all of the above in that order
one time they got a crush on someone but then realized they were taken and started crying on the floor for about a few hours or so
plays bitlife
when someone compliments them they respond with 'thanks i know i am' and as soon as they leave they question if they were being genuine or not and panic internally
looks down on fucking everyone including themselves and goes 'you guys are just like video game side characters lmao but its not like im the main character either'
clingy
sneaks up behind hanako or nene and screams their name for the sole purpose of scaring them and seeing their reaction and then clings onto them for the entire day like a cat saying 'it's an apology :))'
either that or they scream "LET'S GO AND PLAY THIS! YIPEE!"
the person doesn't have a choice L
if you couldn't tell already y/n is non-binary
neutral evil
goes from 'if you do this i will fucking rip you limb from limb' aura to 'OMG IT'S YOU HI HUG' in a split second
does what they want, doesn't care about what you tell them to do, and has zero sense of personal space
yeah you're getting hugs whether you like it or not
sadist
'no, you can't do this.' "why not?! it seems like a fun and exciting plan that would probably work!!" "[y/n]. people die in that plan."
gremlin
they're a sadodere
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scenarios
kidnapped:
comes up with a flawless escape plan. doesn't go through with it. instead they bite the kidnapper's hand and threaten to eat it unless they let them go. it somehow worked don't ask
friend threatens to jump off a building:
pushes them off a higher building and then jumps with them because 'i can't leave them to rot in hell alone <3'
didn't know that the fish was nene when she transformed:
tried to cook her. the series would have ended right there if hanako didn't send an orb to see what they were doing
went to jail:
committed 50 different war crimes and started an actual war
zombie apocalypse:
bites a zombie to see if it turns human again and acts like it's some dramatic play
murder target:
tries to kill the murderer. if they fail they'd say "oh cool, thank you. also after you kill me can you go kill this list of people for me, thank you". if they succeed they set the corpse on fire, play pop music and dance over the burning grave
wants attention:
rips whatever you're working on to pieces so you have no choice but to pay attention to them 💀💀
