Loona x Male Reader ~ The Human I Met (THIM)

Chapter 5

I hasn't been checks calender a few months, wdym?
Ok but fr, reason of my absence is because I don't really know what direction I wanna take this, and I really don't wanna fuck it up bc people enjoy it.
So hollup, lemme cook

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To cut it short and sweet, you and Loona nerded out a bit about mutual likes (Mainly Music and shows).
It was, simply put, like a "at home date", though you attempted to refrain from thinking it as such.

"Ok, this is actually going well. Thank fuck" You think to yourself as you get up to "go to the bathroom". In reality you're going to chill out for a sec because you're not used to being able to comfortably hold a conversation for that long and it was confusing.
"I am really good at talking to her, but fuckin how? Or, is she good at talking to me? Idfk, just weird to be able to hold a conversation like that-" "Hey
Y/N!" You heard Loona call from the living room "Yeah?" You call back, hoping you weren't worrying her. "I'm gonna step out for a second, I need to take a call" Thought she was free tonight? Who's calling? "Oh, alright."

Shortly after you hear Loona exit your apartment, and you walk out the bathroom a bit more "relaxed". You hear Loona's muffled voice outside, and can't hope to listen in a bit "It should be fine right? Well, obviously not but, whatever" You think as you put your ear against the door, listening in a bit

POV: Loona

"Blitzø, what do you want? I'm off right now."
"Well heeeeeey Looooonie! Just wanted to ask you something~"
Loona hears from her phone, already annoyed.
"And that is"?
"Well, I just wanna know..."
"Know...?"
"Why the FUCK YOURE HANGING OUT WITH A HUMAN"
"Oh shit"
"Uh, fuck are you talking about? Stolas ride your dick too hard and make you braindead?"
"Loonie, I'm not fucking stupid" Blitzø says back, obvious annoyance in his voice. "We saw you hanging out with the creature, and I wanna know why the fuck you're around him"
"Those stalking pricks!"
"Listen, Blitzø, you need to not fucking interrupt my private life. I'm still a fucking adult regardless of being your adopted daughter. But, if you really wanna fucking know, he's a friend."
"A FRIEND!? Loonie, you can't just ve befriending fucking humans! Who knows what sick fucking thoughts goes through his mind!"
"OBVIOUSLY NOT AS BAD AS THE DEMONS I GROW UP AROUND! I mean, HOLY FUCK BLITZØ! Do you forget we live in FUCKING HELL!?
Blitzø goes quiet, not knowing how to react to this surge of anger from her.
"Blitz- Dad, listen. Y/N is a good guy, and off of what I've seen he isn't remotely hanging out with me for my body. He's around me because I'm me and, I really love that."
"Loonie-"
"Just, don't harass him please. He's a good guy and, I really care for him."
The line goes quiet for a bit, Loona waiting for a response and Blitzø not knowing what exactly to say
"Fine." Loona's ears perk up "But if he fucks with you even remotely, I'm chopping off his balls."
Loona laughs a bit, while being a bit teary eyed.
"Yeah, sure."
"Well, don't talk to me for too long. I wouldn't be surprised if he heard the yelling from a bit ago"
OH SHIT! I forgot, I'm right outside. What if he heard about the hell part?
"Alright, fuck you're right. I'm gonna head in then.
Thank you, dad" Is the last words Blitzø hears before the call ends.

With Blitzo, ontop of a hill looking over Your apartment

"Holy shit, she called me dad..."

With yourself

.....
You couldn't even imagine.
"Loona from... Hell?
It surely has to be Hyperbole of some sort, there's no way, but, her emotion..."

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Hey, can you let me back in? I accidentally locked the door-"
You hear Loona say from the other side, and you hesitate.
"A demon, from Hell..."
You think to yourself, trying to make sense of the situation.
You try to rationalize, but come to a standpoint.
"Demon or not, it's still fucking Loona"

After a second, you open it for her.
"Hey Loona, what was the call about?" You ask before turning and heading towards the kitchen.
"Just uh, business stuff"
Right, business stuff
You think for a second while preparing the Steak which was on the cutting board.
"Hey uh, you making something?"
You heard Loona by your ear and see she's watching over your shoulder
"Oh uh, yeah! I assumed I might aswell since I'm hungry."
"And maybe over food, I can ask her about what I heard..."

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750 word chapter, thank you thank you.
I hope this somewhat suffices off of the months I've been gone, but I do plan on updating more.
Hopefully...
(Famous last words)