Loona x Male Reader ~ The Human I Met (THIM)

Chapter 4

Time: 7:00 AM
Place: Madison, Wisconsin
Date: May 4, 2021
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Your alarm rings, and you quickly turn it off as you climb out of bed.
Sitting on the edge of your bed, you think about what happened last night.
*What caused the explosion? And why was Loona so focused on it?*
You decide you'd worry about it later, as you go through your morning schedule and leave your apartment at around 7:30.

*I wonder if Loona will hit me up today or not. Kinda hope she does but eh.*
Just then, you get a text. Surprised by it, and the possibility it may be Loona, you quickly pick up your phone and check your texts.

Jake: Hey, dont come to school today.
*Wth, why doesn't he want me to go-?*
Y/N: Quickly skipping by how fucking creepy that is, why?
Jake: Apparently some guys wanna jump you or some shit, just stay home or some shit.
*Wth, why would someone wanna jump me? I barely fucking talk outside of like 4 people.*
Y/N: You have any idea who or why?
Jake: Yeah actually. They're some random Juniors and apparently they're getting paid to do it.
Y/N: How tf do you know this?
Jake: Sensitive ears dumbass. I'll look into it more, but for atleast today stay home. Finals aren't til Thursday anyways.
Y/N: Aight ig. Thanks for the heads up
Jake: Gotchu, cant let you get jumped over some dumb shit
Y/N: Well dont go getting hurt or smth over this. Itd be shitty for you getting hurt on my account. I'll deal with it when I go back tmrw.
Jake: Aight, I'll try my best. Cu tmrw.

You put your phone on your desk, confused as fuck as to why someone wants your ass beat. After a while of overthinking and figuring out why, you decided to say fuck it and hit up Loona.

Y/N: Yo nerd (8:05)
Loona: Sup (8:12)
*Gawd damn it took a minute for her to reply*
Y/N: Ain't going to school today bc apparently someone wants me jumped, so decided to hyu.
Loona: YOU'RE STILL IN FUCKING SCHOOL? College right?
Y/N: Highschool-?
Loona: Holy fuck, aight. But if you're tryna ask me out later I'm cool with that.
Y/N: Ig you could say I'm doing that. But bet, when you wanna go do dumb shit?
Loona: Hmm, In like 10 hours lol, I got my 9-5 then after than I'm free.
Y/N: 9-5 RIP But aight I'll slide by your work after, wya?
Loona: Nah I drove myself here so I'll be cool
Y/N: I still wanna say hi 🤷‍♂️
Loona: My work isnt exactly appreciative to non workers being there, so no.
Y/N: If you say so. Sounds like BS tho 🗿
Loona: Its not 💀 I'll see you @ 6
Y/N: Aight, I'll fwu later then.

*Ok well I can hang out with Loonie later, until then kinda fucked for shit to do so might aswell replay GoW 3*

Timeskip of 9 hours: 5:15 PM

*Beat that peak asf game again, ate some good asf Nachos, and went to the gym. Seems like a productive day so far* Y/N was thinking to himself, when his phone went off.
*Oh? Does mein mistress respond to thyself at this hour?* You cornily think to yourself as you open your phone and check your texts.

Loona: Hey shorty, I'm off work.
Y/N: I can tell time, I knew that
Loona: Aww, were you waiting for me?
Y/N: I can not confirm or deny.
Loona: Ok shorty, where you wanna go?
Y/N: Idk lol, thought we could decide on the way 🕺
Loona: Ok, see you in a bit 💃

Timeskip; 20 minutes

*Man, this show is so ass! Why the fuck is it still on air?* You think to yourself while flicking through the channels on TV, when your doorbell rung.

"She arrives" you whisper as you get off your couch and head towards the front door. You peep through the hole to see if it's her, and there she is standing there is some cute attire.
After spacing off for a second, your door open and you quickly get bonked on the nose by it and fall on your ass.

"Ow-"
"Yo dude you ok?" Loona quickly got down next to you worried.
"Yeah I'm good, wasnt too close to the door"
"You sure? That bonk was pretty loud dude." She picks you up pretty easily and hands you your phone which fell out of your pocket.
"Thanks, uh yeah I'm chill. Let's go out."
"Hey actually, I'd rather stay here if that's fine."
"Why, is something going on?"
"Nah, I'm just kinda tired and wanna chill here."
"I mean, yeah that's fine if you want. My place is kinda fucking boring tho"

*Holy shit, Loona is staying at my place, alright.*

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831 words, sorry for not updating in like a month I've been busy.