Beauty and the Beast (Fluttercord version)

"Me"

This is before Angel ran and got caught in the castle.  Okay and me is a song from the Broadway sound track so I just used that instead of making a new name for the chapter XD even though it doesn't have the song in it, okay I retract that, some lines are from the  song but he doesn't sing it...

Mac knocked on Fluttershy's front door, dressed in a tux.  His henchman, LeSnips  (Lefou) at his side, with a diamond ring on a pillow.  Fluttershy opened the door, shocked to see the dressed up stallions.

"Well, hello Mac, how are you?" She said after a minute.

"Very well Fluttershy, and how are you?"

"Fine." Fluttershy said in a curt manner, turning back into her home.

"Wait!" Mac put his hoof behind the door so it didn't shut.

"Yes?" Fluttershy said, looking down at his hoof.

"I wanted to ask you something."

"What was it?"

"Would you be mine, and marry me?"

"M-marry y-you?"

"Yes?"

"I'm really flattered but-"

"Just think about what I'm giving you!  A handsome husband.  Someone to raise sons with."

"Sons?"

"About 6 or 7 colts, all brave and strong, like me."

"How... Nice?  *sigh* Inconcievable"

"Each as big as me, six and a fourth measures!"

"Unbelievable."

"Each one stuffed with every single one of Mac's genes!" Lesnips continued

"I'm not hearing this."

"You'll be keeping our house with pride, and not just this old dump."

"Just incredible."

"Each day gratified (received what was desired)"

"So unweddable!"

"And think of what else!"

Fluttershy mutters "An angry mob of mares coming after me for taking their stallion?  A big huge brute who doesn't care about anyone else but himself?"

"Something to finally get your mind out of those animals and books!  And someone to help put yourself to use!  You know, right LeSnips?"

"Because mares are usually only good for 'extending the family tree' Mac!"

"Exactly!  So Fluttershy, what will it be?  Is it yes, or is it ooooh yes?"

"Umm, I just don't deserve you."

"Yes you do."

"Thanks anyway, though, Mac.  And I'll, see you around?" Fluttershy slammed the door behind her.

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"Is he gone?" Fluttershy asked Angel, and he nodded.

"Can you believe he asked me to marry him?  There are prettier girls who practically swoon over him every time he walks around and cherish the ground he walks on!  (now we break into song, the Belle reprise from the movie.)  Madam Mac!  Can't you just see it?  Madam Mac!  His little wife?  No sir!  Not me!  I grantee it!  I want much more than this provincial life!  I want adventure in the great wide somewhere!  I want it more than I can tell!  But for once it might be grand, to have someone understand, I want so much more than they have planned!"  Fluttershy flopped down in the grass and fell asleep.