Ok guys *sigh* here goes
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Peter: Do you support gay rights?
Loki: I'm literally gay.
Thor: He's avoiding the question!
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Peter: Why does everyone want to kill Loki?
Natasha: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.
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Tony, after becoming a lifeguard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Bruce: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
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Natasha: *slams books down in front of Steve*
Natasha: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Steve: You could of said literally anything else.
Natasha: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Steve: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.
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Loki: Hand me the people opener.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Pardon?
Loki, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Bruce, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Loki: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Bruce: Knife. It's called a knife.
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Steve, pointing to Tony and Natasha: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Bucky: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Steve: *returns and sees Tony and Natasha unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Bucky: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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Peter: Are you busy?
Tony: Yes.
Peter: Cool, listen to this...
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Peter: Would never stab anyone.
Steve: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Tony: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Natasha: Would stab without warning.
Loki: Would stab as a warning.
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Thor: What do you have?
Loki: A KNIFE!
Thor: NO!
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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Steve: So what have you been up to recently?
Natasha: Leading a revolution with Tony.
Steve: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Natasha: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Steve: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Thor?
Natasha: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Bucky?
Steve: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Loki?
Natasha: Cult leader.
Steve: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Thor: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Clint: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Tony: Waking up in the morning.
Bruce: Waking up.
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