link: THERE IS A CURSE
'PON EVERY MAN,
revoli: huh
mark: oh no
link: ACROSS THIS DARK
AND DANGEROUS LAND,
daruk: wait this is a dark and dangerous land
mark: NO-ONE CAN RUN
NO-ONE CAN HIDE
FROM THE PERILS OF B.O!
mark, voro, and link: B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
OLD SPICE DOES NOT YET EXIST
SO EVERYBODY SMELLS QUITE AWFUL.
mipha: old spice ?
revoli: ya you smell quite awful
urbosa: acually you do
voro: IN THE BATHHOUSE
ONE WOULD THINK,
A WITCHER COULD WASH
AWAY THE STINK.
zelda: a witcher ?
voro: BUT WITH THIS SOUP
OF DIRT AND GRIME,
HIS STENCH SHOULD BE A CRIME.
voro darukmark and link: B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO.
ARMPITS FULL OF "YUCK" AND LICE
OH HOW WE LONG FOR OLD SPICE
rose: ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE
OLD SPICE WILL BE OUR SAVIOR
'TIL THAT DAY COMES
OUR PITS WILL SMELL
AND OUR NOSES CONDEMNED
TO A PUNGENT HELL!
mipha: still whats oldspice
revoli: i dont know
bos romas, daruk, mark, link, voro: B.O! B.O!
NOTHING WE DO
WILL MAKE IT GO...
revoli: that was short
bos romas: BUT IN 700 YEARS
WHEN THE GODS OF SMELL SEE FIT,
LONG LASTING
OLD SPICE WILL SAVE
OUR ARMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSS!!!!
bos romas: but seriouesly we need old spice
all the boys -revoli: ya
