(Warning: smut and swearing!)
Also I'm sorry we are just jumping in and you already have to read whatever Cody says, you have no chance to relax. 😭 (also no free therapy from the cringe that is about to come 😔){Cody's POV}
I ran my hand up and down my slick wet veiny member, hearing slick sounds as I do so.
I locked myself in the bathroom so i could get some time alone by myself to please myself with the thought of a certain someone. And no, it's not about Gwen.
It's about the sarcastic bookworm who made out with my ear.
Yesterday, we started a challenge where we had to stay up for as long as possible, I unfortunately did not make it all that far, and woke up too my ear being tickled by a pair of soft lips.
Those soft lips belonged to no other than Noah, who I now can't get out of my head no matter what.
Just the thought of him kissing all over my ear made me feel so aroused.
I guess that's one way to find out you're bisexual.
I replaced my random thinking with the face of Noah, and started stroking faster, the wet sound increasing.
I imagined Noah was stroking me instead, maybe while I was sucking on his massive dingdong, maybe even choking on it about just on how big it was.
Oooo! Or maybe while he was stroking me, he could be fucking my ear and cumming inside my head! God, that would be so hot!
And here I thought that I liked big tittied goth chicks! Wait actually, Gwen's boobs aren't that big really. Erm, not like I've stared at them before... anyways. I now realize that my real preference for people are the ones who stay in the library all day, reading boring ass books, and shitting on old men!
But, I guess that's what happens when you're super cool like me and have big awesome muscles!
Speaking of big awesome muscles, the grip of my hand around throbbing privy parts grew stronger, making me feel more pleasure than ever.
The thought of fucking Noah underneath the bleachers of a football field filled my head, making my eyes roll back.
"O-oh, Noah! That's it, shake that ass for me y-you tight kinky bitch!" I moaned out, my voice echoing in the bathroom.
I could feel the pressure build up in my stomach, ready to explode like the fucking garbage bomb I had to defuse.
I started moving my hand faster than before, feeling sweat drip down my face and my body shake from pleasure.
"Oh, Noah that's it baby! Suck me harder! I wanna feel that wet tounge of yours against my veiny tallywacker!" I moaned out.
My vision started becoming white, as I shot out my swimmies all over the bathroom stall, feeling pure bliss wash over me.
I stroked my dick a little more after cumming on the stall, smiling at the beautiful art I made.
I honestly should really start making art, because I think I could make some bomb money by selling my semen on a canvas! Maybe I could make even more if I mixed it with glitter glue? I have to think about that later for job ideas.
I pulled out some napkins from my pocket that I got from chef the other day and started cleaning the stall up.
I then put the napkin in the toilet and flushed it, pulling my pants up afterwards after forgetting I had them down.
"That was really fun, I must admit!" I said, smiling to myself, unlocking the stall door.
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"You're right, that was fun." I look up seeing a tan bookworm before me, smirking at me with a devilish eyes.
My eyes expand twice there size with fear, and my heart drops.
I feel like a boy who was caught sneaking alchohol to a party by their mom.
"N-Noah! What are you doing here!?" I say, cringing at my squeaky voice.
"Well, I was originally gonna take a piss, but I got distracted once I heard a twink moaning my name." Noah said, slowly coming closer to me.
"T-that must have been someone e-else!" I say, my words shaking like a belly dancer.
"Hmm, so you wouldn't mind if I go find the other twink and let him fuck me in my pages?" The bookworm said to me in a lustful tone.
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"Well... I mean, no, obviously not while I'm here!" I say, crossing my arms and looking away with a frown.
I hear Noah start to laugh a little, his footsteps coming closer to me. I look back at him and notice his pupils were big, almost like a predator looking its prey.
"Why don't you get back in that stall and open my ass up like a book? I'll maybe even let you eat the words out of me~" Noah said to me, licking his lips.
"I-I-" I say, backing up into the stall, unable to spit out my words.
"Well I mean, only if you'd like too." The hot bookworm said, stepping into the same stall and closing the door.
I could feel somthing start forming in my pants and I look down to notice a bulge. Thoughts of me fucking Noah again fild my head, making me horny.
"I'd love too~" I say lustfully.
"Then come do it, come slide that tounge between my pages." Noah said locking the door and pulling down his pants.
I could only sit there and smile, feeling happy I reached a good chapter to my some what lonley life. This time my life becoming filled with none other than a sarcastic prick. Not just any sarcastic prick though. Hes my sarcastic prick, that is willing to open up to me, quite literally for different reasons.
I personally like to read books fast, but this time, I think I'm gonna read a bit more slow so I can stay on the chapter for quite awhile.
Now, enough chitty chatty thoughts. I have some ass to eat!
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So sorry for this cringe fest! I made this pretty late at night so my thoughts are very all over the place! 😅😭
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FanfictionThese are ideas I came up (or some of you!) with on paper, these are a mixture of fluff and lemons. I will put if a chapter is a lemon or not, I hope you all enjoy! PS I do not own Cody or Noah, they belong to Total Drama!