Noco Oneshots!

Satire Noco oneshot... 2?

Warning: swearing/smut(maybe) and really weird stuff

{Cody's POV}

I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE CHRIS MCLEAN

For todays challange, Bitch McLean forced us to make MUKBANG VIDEOS
Because apparently they are trending right now and he wants to be like his idol NIKOCADO AVOCADO 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anyways, atleast I got to see Noah shove food down his throat, I imagined that food was my FAT COCK, but we know he couldn't take my whopping 1 cm big dick 🤪🤪🤪

It's just too big for him!!!!!!!! 😫

Speaking of my handsome, hot, sexy, scrumptious, big dicked Noah. 🍆

I FOUND OUT HOW QUIRKY HE IS!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

The other day he told me he was not like other guys. AND HE WAS RIGHT! HE HAS MASSIVE TITTY JUGGS THAT LEAK EGG WHITES!!!

I wanna drink his eggs whites!!!!! 😫

Anyways, I was sooooooo happy because when cooking today for our MUKBANG VIDEOOOOOO! We got to use his titty eggs AS FOOD AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩

He also let me suck on his booby so I can get my milky and be cradled in his wee arms! Tee hee 🥰🥰 👉👈

WAIT! But while I was getting my milky from daddy Noah HIS STUPID EX CAME INTO THE ROOM AND YELLED AT ME FOR TAKING HER MAN!!!!!! 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

THEN NOAH GOT UP AND YELLED AT EMMA FOR YELLING AT ME AND FOR INTERRUPTING TITTY TIME!!!

Emma then left and cried.

Oh Noah is so strong and brave for yelling at her! I feel so protected by my sexy bookworm daddy bitch!😫😫😫😫😫😫

I look over and I cant believe my eyes.... the best thing of all.

Noah's true power.... his transformation..... his dick is hanging out extremely hard and big like usual...

But not just that, his FUCKING massive penis evolved from a cube... too a hexagon!! MY BOYFRIEND IS A POKEMON!🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰🤪

I CANT BELIEVE HE SWITCHED UP ON ME.... 😭😭 HE WENT FROM MINECRAFT TO POKEMON!!!!

WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME HE WAS A GAY FURRY 😭😭😭

Oh well I'm into it anyways! 🥰🥰🥰

"Come here baby girl~ i know you want a taste of my fluffy penis." Said Noah said walking towards me with his dick and fluff on his dick jiggling around.

I want him to jiggle inside me!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

"Bawk bawk, my little chicken seems hungry, why don't you suck on my fluffy worm, taste the wiggles 😈."
My pokemon named Noah told me while swinging his huge dingdong around, moving as fast as a helicopter propeller.

BECAUSE OF HIS FLUFFY DINGALING
I HIT A WALL AND BROKE MY BACK!! IM SO MAD AT HIM NOW 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡!!!!!

I TRANSFORM INTO MY POKEMON EVALUATION AND BECOME CODY THE CODRIZZTER!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😎😎😎😎😎😎

"NOT THE CODRIZZTER!!!!" YELLED NOAH

I'm bout' to rizz up Noah so hard he cums himself to sleep! 😫

"Hey my sexy piece of steak~ are you made from cow because I moo for you~" i said pointing finger guns

*crickets*

"Cody that was PURE DOGSHIT!!" Said noah while throwing tomatoes at me and booing me

WITCH REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, I did so good and i tried my best 🥺🥺
👉👈

NOAH JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW TO RIZZ BECAUSE HES QUIRKY AND HAS HUGE MILKY EGGWHITE TITTIES 🤪🤪🤪

Noah then pulled out a gun and shot Cody.

(Beep! Beep! Beep!)

I sit straight up while breathing heavily.

"Wha- what just happened?" I say outloud, looking at the wall across from me.

A dream. Another fucking fever dream. I've been having these weird dreams lately. I haven't told Noah yet but I think I should... they are really starting to bother me.

I then start smell a delicious scent floating through the air. Mmm... breakfast. My stomach growls as I get out of bed and head to the kitchen.

I see my boyfriend cooking with his cute little apron on. Aw how adorable!

"Hey Noah! Whatcha cooking?" I say sitting down at the table waiting for a response.

"Oh, hey Cody." Said Noah, putting whatever he was cooking on two plates. Mmm, smells so good!

Noah walked over to the table and placed down both plates.

"Thanks!" I say, until I look down and see what it is.

"I hope you likes eggs." Said Noah.

(Okay so I kinda hate this. It was really late when I was making this so its sucks a lot. I dont know, I just wanted to mess around and so dumb shit lol.)