[ FACTS YOU EITHER DIDN'T OR ALREADY KNEW ]
i. during the special, heizou yoimiya and childe actually set their friend groups up to go to the beach
ii. during the special, i accidentally wrote the start of a horror fic😅
iii. aether and lumine have a bad relationship due to their past, so sometimes their friend groups sit at the same spot they're at to force them to talk to each other AND to make you and scara closer
iv. hu tao has a crush on yanfei, who doesn't even know her😭
v. mona makes people pay her so she can see their birth charts. scaramouche asked her to see his but it didn't end up being compatible with your zodiac sign (bc of a fake website) thats why he doesnt like "the stars"
vi. i based xingqiu on me🤣🤣🤣🤣 if its not obvious wink
vii. XIAO😍😍 hu tao qiqi and ganyu are siblings
viii. EI😍😍😍 approves of you bc your grandma and hers have tea time every wednesday morning AND also bc shes glad scaramouche found someone to love
ix. the group scares itto with a picture of beans
x. scaramouche was a HELLA player in highschool so he can get his mind off you. but all those relationships only lasted for a few weeks bc he always thought of u and accidentally thinks the girl he dates is you. he never kissed any girl bc everytime a girl nearly does he snaps out of it and js avoids the kiss so he can get his first one with you
xi. chongyun and xingqiu have matching pfps on twt
xii. razor and cyno are brothers
xiii. people think cyno and xiao are cousins or related somehow so they both agreed to js tell everyone that they are for fun
xiv. childe and scaramouche are roommates. so due to their popularity, they always find a bunch of love letters/gifts/etc. in their mailbox. scaramouche js crosses his name off and writes childes name and give it to him, while childe keeps every single one in a box or random room😋
xv. lumine and aether live in an apartment together
xvi. the cruise that was in chapter 14 was owned by scaramouches family, which is raidencorp
xvii. the family member scaramouche tolerates is auntie nahida
xviii. [name] and scaramouche now go to that cruise for their anniversary everytime, to remind them what they are in the relationship for and how they got to where they are now
xix. razor and cyno walk their dog every saturday. because they live in the same apartment as lumine and aether, they sometimes see them with paimon and they all go get ice cream together
xx. the harbingers all made a bet on scaramouche's lovelife.
• the tsaritsa won by betting on scaramouche and y/n getting together in the first month of college
• childe and columbina lost by betting on him having the 🔥😈devils tango😈🔥 with her but never getting together
• arlecchino and capitano lost by betting on him staying as a player
• dottore sandrone lost by betting on him getting rejected
• pulcinella lost by betting on him never being able to confess
• pierro and la signora lost by betting on him and y/n getting together right before college ends
• pantalone lost by betting on him and y/n being friends with benefits and then getting together in the futurexxi. scaramouche never found out that tighnari was cynos boyfriend until at a reunion party when they were around 40
xxii. yoimiya was drunk while making the fireworks at that one party so she accidentally spelled "scara ducked y/n" ppl still think she meant to spell fucked to this day.
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