Eminem FanFictions Rant

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A/N: M-M-Marshall, uh... th-there's a um, a... there's a p-p-p-pigeon on your shoulder? Why?

YAY GOLDEN STATE 💙💛

• When Marshall's eating Cheetos or something and then the girl is like "Mmmmm, I wish I was that Cheeto."

Okay honey. Okay hormonal little girl. Keep it in your pants.

• Okay, I get that Marshall cusses a lot. But not every single word he says is a cuss word. For example:

"Fuck bitch shit damn cunt fuck shit dick crap bitch damn bitch cunt ass fucking fuck fuck." Marshall said.

*virtually slaps author*

• What's up with always making Marshall always do the "tongue in cheek" thing? For example:

Marshall smirked at me, with tongue in cheek.

Marshall rapped with tongue in cheek.

Marshall pissed, with tongue in cheek.

• Roses are apparently the only type of flower that appear in the story. All the other types of flowers disappear.

• Why does she always just have to literally bump into Marshall when they first meet? That doesn't happen in real life!

• Unrealistic clothes sizes. For example:

"I put on my size zero zero zero zero zero zero skirt."

*walks away*

She's always so full of herself, but describes herself as "down to earth" and "humble". For example:

Everything about me is perfect. I have perfect waist length brown wavy locks that cascade down my back, frappuccio-coloured skin, sexy blue orbs, a nice juicy bottom, and pearly-whites that will make any guy make a mess in his trousers. Even though I am literally perfection, I'm still a very down to earth girl.

Log off honey, and never sign in again. You a tired hoe.

• She never gets sick, like ever. I guess we immune system is just fantastic. But she goes into more comas than how many times we've seen Marshall's ass.

• Marshall will tickle Papaya Banana Pomegranate Grapefruit at least 63836627282 times.

• Why is Kim always depicted as the hugest bitch in the universe?

"Hi, I'm Papaya Banana Pomegranate Grapefruit-"
"I don't give three chimpanzees' balls about who you are. You and Marshall won't last. It's only a matter of time before he comes back to me, their her of his children. You are just a fucking groupie, a little slut fucking Marshall because he's famous. I don't want you near my children. Get the hell out. I really hope a hippo shits diarrhea on you."

oh...................................................... no.........................no no no no no.........

A/N: special thanks to the angel Siri_Ess for giving me the one about Kim! sorry I haven't updated in so long, i have been running out of ideas!