I'm In Love With Stacy's Boyfriend

Chapter 1 - Determine Devon's Desire

(A/N The idea from this story sprouted out of the blue while I was in the bathroom so I told my friend about it and they were like "OH MY GOD IT COULD BE LIKE A SPIN OFF OF STACY'S BROTHER" and I was like "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA WHAT" so basically what I'm saying is this story is based off of Mad Tsai's music video "Stacy's Brother" which is based off of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne. So yeah y'know credits and inspiration and stuff. OKAY STORY TIME)

So, yeah. You read the title correctly. My name is Mason Tsai and yes, I am madly in love with my best friend's boyfriend. Now I know what you might be thinking, "What? How could you do that to your bestie?" and yeah I realize how bad it sounds but just hear me out will ya. Now let me give you a little context.

I met Stacy back in 6th grade. We were both major dorks back then and honestly, we still are. We both had the same Minecraft backpack and got made fun of for it, so we just kind of clicked and have been glued at the hip ever since. I love that girl with all of my heart and I honestly don't know what I would do without her. She was there for me during my awkward emo phase, and I for her during her vsco girl phase. She was the first person I came out to, she was there for me through all the ups and downs. So basically my point is that Stacy and I are 4lifers and nothing or no one can change that. Or so I thought...

Devon Smith. The new kid in town. He showed up at the beginning of our Junior year, and said he moved here from Ohio. I was immediately smitten with him. Tall, dark, and handsome, what more could you want in a man? Unfortunately for me, Stacy wanted a piece of that too and she let me know almost immediately. So now I'm stuck. She told me that she liked the guy I had a crush on before I told her that I had a crush on him so I can't say that I have a crush on him now or I'm going to seem like the bad guy even though I liked him first. Phew, that was a lot, but it's just so frustrating and it became even more so when we came back from winter break and Devon and Stacy were an item. She didn't even tell me about it. I had to find out from seeing them walk down the hallway hand in hand. So it's like halfway through second semester and my best friend is dating the guy I'm in love with.

So that brings us to the present; I'm currently sitting across from the two lovebirds at lunch who are no strangers to PDA or as I like to call it, PDI (public displays of indecency) and I'm trying my hardest not to go blind from rolling my eyes too far into the back of my head.

"C'mon guys, you're not the only ones here y'know... show some compassion, some common courtesy, some decorum."

Stacy laughs and rolls her eyes as she slides off of her boyfriend's lap and into her actual seat. Yeah, that's right, she was IN HIS LAP IN THE LUNCHROOM. Things like this make me lose hope for humanity.

"Well maybe if your sexy boyfriend was here, you would do the same. Oh wait! You don't have a boyfriend!" Stacy and Devon both laugh as I sigh, annoyed.

"Whatever... maybe I would have a boyfriend if you weren't dating the guy I like..." I mumble under my breath.

"What was that?" Stacy asks.

"What? I didn't say anything."

"Oh I thought I heard something, never mind." She goes back to practically having sex with Devon on the lunch table.

     God. I don't know what I'm going to do. Stacy is my best, and honestly, only friend; I wouldn't wanna trade her for the world but these feelings I have just won't go away. I keep thinking about how things could have been different, like how would Stacy react if the roles were reversed? What if I had told Stacy I liked Devon first, or that I had a crush on him just like she did? Would things be better? Worse? I don't know and it kills me to think about. If I'm being completely truthful, I don't even know if Devon likes guys, but from what I can tell he most likely doesn't. I don't know, maybe if I knew for sure he was 100% straight, I would feel better about this. I would finally know that I never had a chance, and we can all move on and live happily ever after. But things are never that simple, are they? Life's one big shit show and I must be the leading actor. But now that I think about it, maybe I should find out if Devon is straight or not, maybe I could finally get some peace of mind. Yeah, okay, that's what I'm going to do. Now I just need to come up with a plan of action, because I can't just flat out ask him, that's weird

Alright, plan "Determine Devon's Desire" is a go. That's right, I just came up with that title on the spot, I guess you could say I'm kind of a young genius.

To be continued...