Drugs, alcohol & two little babies

So screwed

Fine, I'm a complicated teenager, call me whatever you want, but I'm REALLY pissed of. I mean, mom and dad grounded me for a week, which doesn't stops me of getting of the house, but causes me kind of a big problem, cause I have to jump my window to get of the house and that's not something I can do when I'm totally drunk.

I guess I'll need to talk to Jerry, Miranda's boyfriend so that I can sleep at his house for a couple of days, my parents won't even notice and I can even get some wild sex with one of his brothers. I REALLY NEED TO GET LAID. I mean, it's been a long while since I did it for the last time. Fine, I'm definitely going to Jerry's house.

I drove to Jerry's and when I got there there was a huge party going on, and I was wearing like, my PJs and flip flops. Anyway I went inside the house and started looking for an empty room. I'm that kind of girls that loves a party but EW, that party was full of naked girls and people getting waaaay too drunk (even for me). What was THAT? A ELEPHANT, I MEAN AN ACTUAL ELEPHANT. Well anyway, I just kept going. I found a descent room and locked it, took a shower (yeah I was able to get dirty just by staying 2 minutes at that horrible party)and went to bed. Just another simple day of my life without my parents, parents should care about their kids it's like, and obligation. Well, mine don't and maybe that's why I'm such a messed up teenager.

I was almost sleeping when I heard someone knocking outside the door, I thought I would ignore it, but come on, if this someone had the decency to knock, it musn't be THAT drunk. So, I opened the door.

"ISABEEEEEEEL, I didn't know you were coming, this is such a mess."

"I wasn't really coming to the party, actually I just wanted to get some sleep but, yeah I noticed the party."

"Ohh so you're also trying to sleep, that makes both of us."

"Well I was almost sleeping but you knocked at the door."

"May I sleep with you?"

"Definitely not, but you can sleep at the floor if you want to."

"Oh come on! I'm your friend for AGES I won't do any bad for you while you sleep, I promise you I won't even look at your boobs."

"Such a liar! You're already looking at them."

"THAT WASN'T ON PURPOSE I PROMISE."

"Fine, you can sleep with me."

We fell asleep at the same bed, as friends, and only woke up a few hours later, with the sound of police car sirens. I noticed Jerry was already up.

"We're SO screwed."