The Hairy Hairy Monkey Man was still very unhappy with the way he was treated in Hawaii on Vacation. "It seems like anywhere I go I get made fun of " said the Hairy Hairy Monkey Man. All of the bugs in his tangled body hair said "can you blame them, I mean your hairier than a gorrilla". "Yeah I know" Hairy Hairy Monkey Man replied. That night Hairy Hairy Monkey Man cried himself to sleep with his 38 cats. And then A portal opened up and shot out 25 chainsaws. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed the Hairy Hairy Monkey Man. Then he realized that the chansaws had shaved his hairy bigfoot body! "I'm free from my cursed body hair!" He screamed to the heavens. And then everyone loved him, he even won the Miss America contest!
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