Once upon a time in a Taco Bell a taco was made his name was Jebidiah. Jeb was always sad because he wanted to be a burrito. One day Jeb was sold to a woman named Jenny. Jeb thought this was unfair because he felt like a slave, but Jenny was nice and she cryogenically froze him until the year 2077 he thawed out and he was a burrito in the middle of the hamster uprising. Then everything DIED!
