how to become the most pampered cat in yokohama

tiger cat

the feeling of a full stomach was one that name hasn't felt except for when she was born so this was the best moment in her life so far.

she was purring up a storm while laying on the table, normally they wouldn't allow cats in this store but name used her cuteness to get in.

a pure amount of thankfullness towards kunikida caused name to get up and sit on his lap, like expected he freaked out.

"brat get your feline off of me!" he demanded, causing Atsushi to stop eating and stare at his cat.

"I can't to that, name does what she wants, when she wants to" he explained, he had tried multiple times in the past to train her but name is a cat who gets what she wants.

now that name sees that kunikida as someone who can be teased she then got a very evil idea, she started purring even louder.

"oh my god! it's purring now! get it off-get it off" name then slapped him in the face with her paw- that caused him to freeze, then name went back to getting herself comfortable on his lap and promptly fell asleep.

"did she-did your cat just slap me?" he asked, in shock.

Atsushi felt very embarrassed, his cat does that all the time and he can never get her to stop, "yeah.."

it was then that dazai who was watching this decided that he liked name anyone who annoys kunikida  he likes.

when name woke from her cat nap she was back in Atsushi's arms...oh crap she slept through them blackmailing Atsushi into helping them find the tiger!

she hopped out of Atsushi's arms and climbed on dazai's head- dazai's taller so name will get a better view

Glaring at everything in sight name was prepared to fight anything that could possibly hurt Atsushi.

They got the abandoned- whatever it was, it was just abandoned. The sky got dark and name was prepared to deal with the tiger.

Name poked dazai's head with her paws, finding immense joy in it, then she hopped down when the full moon began to shine through the window.

Then on que dazai said all of the lines and the tiger appeared.

Name huffed herself up ready to appear vicious before the tiger!-

Wait what!?

Before name could even register what was happening the tiger had grabbed her by the back of her neck and started to drag her away from dazai.

Squirming name soon found that it was no use, the tiger had grabbed the back of her kitty neck.

To make matters worse the tiger put name down and then started licking her- well it was more cleaning her because that's how cats feel.

Oh no this was not supposed to have happened, name was supposed to show the tiger whose boss, now the tiger was coddling her like she was one of its young! Name was very unhappy right now.

It didn't help when name heard dazai laughing- that however put a target on dazai's head because he then noticed him.

The tiger pounced in dazai's direction, they had a mini fight before dazai promptly turned Atsushi back into a human.

Just like in the storyline he said some rather gay words and then dropped Atsushi to the floor.

Name firmly hissed at him then went up to Atsushi to see if he was okay, she locked his face and discovered that he's unconscious but fine.

then on que the rest of the armed detective agency showed up-well minus the people that aren't supposed to be there. name stared at them as they walked closer, even though there the good guys there will always be a chance that they could hurt atsushi-

"oh my god! a kitty!" said kenji, he lifted name in the air-caught of guard name almost scratched him but stopped last second because she remembered who he was.

while kenji pet name dazai stared in awe because any time he tried to touch the cat it would smack him, the cat had to initiate the touching.

"so that's the tiger" yosano remarked, staring at atsushi, snapping dazai out of his jealousy..

"yep, I've decided that instead of handing him over to the police were gonna make him one of us!" there were a bunch of 'oh great' and 'yays' that went around.

as it turns out kenji is really good at petting cats because name was in bliss as he rubbed her belly,  gods name loved being a cat.

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"meowwwww!!" name slammed her tail onto atsushi's face, he needs to wake up now so he doesn't get startled by the phone call-

"RINNGGGGGG" oh too late, the startled atsushi jumped comically and name scratched her ears then waited by the door.

he opened it as he got a call from dazai, instead of taking the stairs like a normal person name decided that fuck being normal she is a cat and jumped off the balcony landing on all four feet like any professional cat would.

the bang of atsushi knocking over the trashcan was a bit louder then it was in the anime so it caught her off guard and she jumped up like she had just seen a cucumber.

atsushi apologized by rubbing her ears-that felt super nice so she decided to forgive him.

like planned name ran around the streets of yokohama, preparing to traumatize anyone that dared to hurt atsushi, he is her human and she won't hear anything else.

she ignored the very comical arguement between dazai and kunikida, mice could patrol these area's for all name knows that could be fyodor's spies, she needs to track them down.

instead of taking the stairs again she decided to climb the side of the armed detective agency and that included climbing up the window.

no joke she saw the ada getting ready to test atsushi as she was climbing up the window, junichiro just kind of stared as she dragged her kitty body up the window.

eventually she found a crack in the building- every building yokohama has a crack because the author said so, she slipped through the cracks and landed directly into a certain presidents room.

'all right' name thought standing on her hind legs while tapping her front arms together- looking very weird for a cat, 'it's time to go seduce fukuzawa yukichi, this should be easy'

end chapter