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I sighed, putting my phone down when I heard the doorbell. I just know it's Hobi hyung.
God, why is he so stubborn?
"I'm not home." You dumbass.
"I can literally hear you, Jimin." I figured.
"I'm not your Jimin, I'm a recorded message. Watch, no, hear this: Leave a message asshole. BEEP!" Idiotic. Truly idiotic.
He had the audacity to laugh at me and said something about my spare keys. Why do I keep forgetting that? And then he started opening the door.
"Don't- I'm naked!" I panicked, okay!
"Then go in the bathroom, I'll put out an outfit." He then came in, and saw my pathetic state, "You're going out, I won't hear any bullshit." He then enters the apartment and sees me on the couch with a massive pack of chips in my hand.
And I was wearing the same pyjamas as I was 2 weeks ago when he last saw me.
I crossed my arms at him angrily.
"You look pitiful." I know.
"Then it's easy for me to become rich. Just sit on the road with a bowl." I'm a genius.
He then dragged me into my room, where I slipped into the crevice I'd proudly created in 2 weeks, in between about 4 tubs of ice cream.
He went into my closet and started tossing random clothes out.
Thank God the last time I was in there was 6 years ago. That was a claustrophobic- little bitch.
"Ouch."
"I know." Lovable bastard. And he handed me that god-awful outfit.
At which I stared like it killed my precious Pearl.
"I'm not wearing that."
"Then why do you have it?" They remind me of you.
"Self-fulfillment."
"You need to get out."
"No, you do."
"Dramatic ass." I know.
"Thanks."
"What?"
"All I heard was 'ass'." Would be a lie but he let it slide. I expected a sarcastic laugh but then realized he's not her.
He pushed me into the bathroom with the outfit as I was thinking.
And I then heard the lock click.
I tried banging it open, but I'd be kidding if I thought that I was nearly as healthy as needed for that to work.
"You bastard," I resort to name-calling.
"Yes?"
"Let me OUT!" Damn, my throat hurts.
"I will."
"Right now."
"No."
I kept screaming at him, who plainly didn't give a fuck.
