Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian X Reader

We're the night guards

 "Look a little nervous there, Ramen Noodle. 'Cause for me, this is like a spa treatment. Sand baths are really rejuvenating for the skin. Exfoliates. Giving up yet?" Jed asked. "Not quite yet, no. In fact, let's see if we can't make time fly." Kahmunrah said, then grabbed the hourglass and began forcing the sand down and Jed grunted. He then heard the plane from the distance outside. "What is that funny sound?" He asked. Suddenly the plane crashed through the window and Lary and (Y/n) quickly fell off, with (Y/n) landing on top of him. "Oof!" Amelia looked back to see if they were alright and looked ahead then gasped before crashing. Larry and (Y/n) quickly got up and began running over to help her. "STOP!" Kahmunrah shouted, and the two suddenly stopped. "Right there, please, Mr. Daley and Ms. (L/n)." The two turned to glare at him. "Well. Well, well, well! You two certainly know how to make an entrance." Kahmunrah said as he approached them. "Time to recruit some backup." Amelia whispered and ran off. "I hope for your little friend's sake, here, that you also figured out the combination." Kahmunrah taunted as he held the hourglass. (Y/n) quickly reached her hand over. 

"Hand him over!" She demanded, but Kahmunrah quickly held him out of reach. "Oh, no, no, no. First, you two give me the combination and hand over that tablet." Kahmunrah said. "We'll give you the tablet and the combination when you release our friends and give him back to us." Larry said. "I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it." Kahmunrah said. "Great. And we'll release what we want to release at the exact moment that we want to release it, okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now or I shall kill all of your friends, starting with the shaggy-headed little cowman here." Kahmunrah said. "I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, Big Lady, let me take this guy!" Jed shouted angrily. "Don't worry, we got this handled. You don't want to give us our friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet." Larry said. "All right, I'll tell you what. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing. Here you go." Kahmunrah said, about to hand the hourglass over but then quickly pulled it back. "They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is right now, when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!" Kahmunrah snapped. "That's what they called you?" Larry asked. "That's a long name." (Y/n) nodded. "It was shorter in Egyptian." He replied.

"Great, we'll give you the combination after you give him back." Larry said, reaching over, but Kahmunrah pulled away. "How dare you? If you touch that again, I shall kill you and your little girlfriend right now." He said. "First of all, don't you dare threaten (Y/n) again. And second..." Larry tried to reach for Jed again. "Do not touch this. This is a no-touching zone!" Kahmunrah shouted. "Oh, really?" (Y/n) asked, before trying to reach over again. "Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God, I want to kill you right..." "what did I say about threatening (Y/n)?" Larry demanded. "QUIET! If you didn't know this combination, you'd be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable." Kahmunrah said. "Ooh, I'm so scared." (Y/n) mocked. "Don't cross this line with your hands! How dare you! If either you speak again, I'm going to kill you. Do you understand this?" Kahmunrah asked. "Don't say it! Oh, God, I see you two getting ready." Kahmunrah said. "We weren't gonna say anything." Larry said. "Oh, my God, don't say anything. I shall murder either of you if you talk again. Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination." 

Kahmunrah said. "Okay. After you give us Jed and release our friends." (Y/n) said, and Kahmunrah looked pissed. "You did all three! You spoke, and you reached your hand across!" Kahmunrah shouted. "Look we can do this all night." (Y/n) said. (Lol, I don't doubt that, (Y/n)) "How about this?" Kahmunrah asked. "Look, just give..." Larry said. "How about I don't kill you both right now, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to give me that tablet and tell me the combination?" Kahmunrah asked. "We already got the combination. It's pi." Larry and (Y/n) turned to see the bobblehead from earlier being held captive. "3.14159265." Al Capone said. He then hit the bobblehead. "Oh no..." (Y/n) whispered. "So Crazy Hair here, he sang. Oh, did he sing! Like a canary." "I'm sorry, Larry and (Y/n)." The bobblehead said. "Enough out of you!" Al Capone said before hitting him. "Remember what happened last time?" He asked, then punched him. "That's enough." Larry said. "Leave him alone." (Y/n) said. Kahmunrah then grabbed the tablet and dropped the hourglass. "Jed!" (Y/n) said as she quickly caught it. "You okay?" Larry asked as he walked over. "Yeah, thanks." Jed said. "Must be a real bummer for you, Larry and (Y/n). Knowing that all of your valiant efforts were, in the end, for naught. What a terrible disappointment you must be to yourselves." Kahmunrah said. The two glared at him as he placed the tablet in the door.