These Little Things

Christmas Shopping Adventure

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YES I KNOW CHRISTMAS WAS LITERALLY 6 MONTHS AGO BUT I STARTED THIS FIC THEN SO SHH. I'm going to make this chapter super long and so fluffy you'll want to tear your eyes out (plz don't tho)
Sorry for being gone. Enjoy friends!
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**Dans pov**

I glare at my hair in the mirror. Why can't it just dry straight for once? I look at the time on my phone and decide that I don't have the time to straighten it. Dan the hobbit will be making an appearance today, hopefully we won't meet any fans or people that know us.

I step into my black skinny jeans, and fasten my belt on them even though there's no point in me wearing one. Next I put on my galaxy jumper and my black shoes. I hurry out to the lounge and see Phil on the couch, playing crossy road on his phone. He's wearing blue, which makes his eyes stand out even more than usual.

"Phil? I'm ready to go." He looks at me and clears his throat. Maybe he's getting sick? If he is he better stay away from me, I'm so not into getting another cold.

"Let's go then," he beams and hands me my jacket, sliding his on as well. I follow him out the door, and walk beside him as we head to the underground.

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We arrive at the shop, and Phil immediately drags me to the plush animal aisle.

"Phil, we don't need another plushie!"

"But Daaaan, they're so cute! They even have stuffed Pokemon!"

I roll my eyes and let him drag me to the plushie Pokemon. He combs through the pikachus and finds his favorite, gengar.

"Gengar! Dan it's so cute!"

"Phil, we aren't shopping for ourselves, we have to get gifts for our families," I remind him,making a mental note to split up later to buy the gengar for his present. He pouts as he puts the toy back and leaves the aisle.

"So I'm thinking we should split up to get this over with quicker, and then we can go out for lunch?"

"Sure. I'll text you when I'm done?"

"Sounds alright," I reply, and he walks off. I head back into the toy aisle and grab the Pokemon plushie. I can't wait to give this to Phil, it's perfect.

***philly's turn***

I walk away from Dan and the plushie I wanted, and head straight for the electronics aisle. I grab all the gifts for my family, and text Dan.

To: :Dan

Hey I'm done here. You ready?

From: :Dan

No I've got one more thing to grab, meet me outside the store. Go ahead and check out.

I put my phone in my pocket and head to pay.

***Dan again wooo***

I hurry to pay for my stuff, which are mostly gift cards or gag gifts. What is it with my family and just wanting money? Maybe I'll think of a funny way to wrap it. Bank of Dan envelopes PPP into my head, and I smile at myself. I take my bags, keeping the gengar hidden, and meet Phil outside the shop.

"Ready for some lunch?" I ask, and he jumps.

"AH!! Oh, Dan, sure I'm ready. Where are we eating?"

I shrug and reply, "Pizza?"

He nods and we head to the nearest pizza place. Our hands brush against each other a few times, and it's all I can do not to lace my fingers through his. We walk through the door, and hear a loud squeal.

"Oh my gosh! Are you Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire?!"

We look at each other and back at the girl, smiling.

"Yep. We are!" Ph says happily.

"Can I get a picture with you guys? If it's not too much trouble," she asks politely, which I appreciate. Some fans demand pictures or autographs.

"Of course," I say, and hold out my hand, "I'll take it since my arms are super long." She hands me her phone and stands between Phil and I. I snap the picture and hand her back her phone.

"Thank you so much!" She waves goodbye, and we return the gesture. Phil turns to me.

"I like it when we see fans out and about. It makes it seem like we're actually impacting people." I just nod in response, too mesmerized by him being this close to me to form an actual response.

We order our pizzas and sit at a table in the corner. I draw a frowny face in the condensation on the window. Phil frowns at me, and I shrug. I've all of a sudden gotten a feeling of dread. I'm going to be in love with Phil forever, and I'll never know if he feels anything for me. It's going to be lonelier than ever.

"What's wrong, bear?"

"Nothing, just dead tired. I need some browsing time," I say, lying easily. Hiding my feelings is simpler than it seems. He frowns at me and opens his mouth to say something but is interrupted by the waitress handing us our pizzas. I shovel a slice into my mouth, and as I look up I see Phil staring at me.

"Wha?" I ask around a mouth full of pizza. Real attractive Dan, no wonder he doesn't feel the same as you.

"N-uh-nothing," he clears his throat, and takes a huge bite of his pizza. That was weird. I mentally shrug and finish my lunch.

***time skip to them at home***
***also it's Phil's pov yes I'm switching again but that's because I want this chapter to be long***

Dan and I are filming a punk edits in real life video in my room. I don't think anyone understands how hard it is to keep my hands off him. Eyeliner and piercings go so well on him and I can't help but stare at his snakebites.

"Phil. Phil. Philip. Philllllllll!"

I shake out of my trance and reply, "What?" Dan just laughs and rolls his eyes at me.

"I asked what would you have me keep out of this look?"

I bite my lip and say, "The hair and the snakebites."

He nods and replies, "I think you should keep the dragon tattoo and the sleeves." I gulp and nod. Just ending the video and editing left. I turn off the camera, and Dan leaves the room.

I fall backwards onto my bed, and think to myself, how am I going to keep hiding from Dan? I could barely hide my hard on during the video, Dan was thankfully too distracted by the water I spilt on his jeans. Which caused me to get even more turned on wen he told me to look at them.

I sigh as I come to a conclusion. I'm officially screwed.

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I DID UPDATE ITS 11:30 OKAY?? I'm sorry it's so late at night but I spent all day writing this and it didn't turn out as well as I hoped, but I swear it'll start moving next chapter. Until then, goodnight!