Kidnapping 1D

Jordan's POV Chapter 4

DEDICATED TO hiimAnnie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now, we are having a meeting at Dakota's house. His parents kicked him out when he was eighteen because he is too obnoxious for them. They still love him... I think... anyways, I think I might ask them to help us with the kidnapping cuz it will be difficult without help...

"Okay everyone, let's get going. Anything new?" Violet asks.

"Um, well I kinda have something..." I mumble.

"Well, spit it out!"

"I kind of told my other friends that we were going to help them kidnap One Direction...this morning...for free..."

"WHAT?! YOU TOLD THEM WHAT?! KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION?! THIS MORNING?! FOR FREE?! ARE YOU MAD?!" She screams.

Just then, the door gets kicked open. Three familiar teenagers stand in the doorway.

"BLAIR?!?!?!?!?!" Dakota screeches.

"MAMA'S HOME!" Blair slurred, probably drunk. She was the one that was arrested. Dakota and me dog-pile on her. Then, remembering the other two teens, we look up.

"STELLA?!" I scream.

"OLIVER?!" Dakota yells.

We both jump into their arms, leaving a groaning Blair on the ground, with Ash and Violet still sitting on the couch astonished. Stella and Oliver were the ones that were kicked out.

"What are you guys doing back?!" I question.

"We are now gang material." Stella states, obviously too proud of herself. Dakota scoffs.

"Pfft, yeah right..." Dakota mumbles referring to her girly appearance: high-heeled boots, short skirt, long curly pink hair, etc.

"Oh really?" Stella grasps Dakota's right arm and flips him on to his back so he lands on the floor with a thud.

"OW! Ugh, never mind."

I look at the clock. CRAP!!! IT'S 8:15!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE GIRLS AT 8:00 SHARP! "NO NO NO NO NO! I NEED TO LEAVE!! WILL YOU GUYS HELP OR NOT?!"

"Help with what?" Blair asks now salvaging through the mini fridge.

"I'M KIDNAPPING ONE DIRECTION!! YES OR NO?!" I screech.

"If it's illegal, hell yeah! I've been in jail for forever."

"ME TOO!" Stella and Oliver agree at the same time, obviously not about the jail part.

I turn to Ash and Violet.

"WELL?!"

"I guess..." They reply in sync.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!" I thank, squishing both of them in one big bear-hug. I then turn to Blair who is now stuffing her face with left over pizza from last night.

"How are you out of jail already???" I ask.

"I broke out..." She mumbles with a mouthful of pizza.

"WHAT?!" Dakota yells, off the floor, now part of the conversation.

"Gosh, I'm kidding, can't you take a joke??? The coppers decided to give me a break so they let me out sooner."

"Oh" We mumble in sync.

"LET'S GO! THEY'RE GOING TO BE TICKED!" I scream.

Once we were all ready, it was 8:30. Crap...

Blair is usually the driver, but since she's drunk, Ash hops in on the driver side.

"I CALL SHOTGUN!" Dakota yells. Ugh, unfair.

Stella and Oliver take the next two seats that are located towards the middle of the van. Blair, Violet, and I shuffle down the aisle and take the three back seats, Blair in the middle.

"How did you get drunk, anyways?" I question Blair.

"I actually got out yesterday, but I didn't know how to find you, so I decided to go have fun at a strip club. I found Oliver and Stella there and after the club they helped me find you and here we are."

"What were they doing there???"

"We work there!" Stella butts in.

"EW!!! DIRTY IMAGES BURNED INTO MY BRAIN!!!! I THINK I MIGHT PUKE!!!" Dakota screams.

"You know you love it!" Stella brags.

"Pfft, with that ugly face, mmm guurl you better get that thang checked, like eeeewwwww guurl, mmm, no, mmm mmm mmm, no!" Dakota rambles on sassily. I start chuckling.

"I WILL END YOU, AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE BLOODY ACCIDENT!!!"

"GGGUUUUUUUUUURRRLLLL! YOU CRAY-CRAY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUCH THIS!" Dakota starts doing the Single Ladies hand movement thing with his 'derp face' ( }:D ) and starts singing, "CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DA NA NA NA, DA NA, DA NA! CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DA NA NA NA, DA NA, DA NA!"

************ Author's Note**************

Hahahahahahahaha, a black van... scary! Anypoo, I know I haven't really described all the characters, but I will soon. Oh, and in the next chapter or two will be the kidnapping! MWAHAHAHA! And this chappie is dedicated to... hiimAnnie!!! Go follow her and read her stories and vote on them and type nice comments and such. My personal favorite story by her is Changes. I also have my next dedication in mind.... THX GEYSERS! HAVE A NICE LIFE! TELL PHIL HE HAS A NICE BUTT! I USED TO BE A MOOSE! LUV YALLZZZ!!!

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