"I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGS! ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET! I - I - I'M HUNTING, LOOKING FOR A COME UP! THIS IS 'REALLY' AWESOME!" I freaking LOVE Thrift Shop!!! "I'M IN YOUR GRANDAD'S CLOTHES! I LOOK INCREDIBLE! I'M IN THIS BIG *SS COAT, FROM THAT THRIFT SHOP DOWN THE ROAD!"
"CAN YOU SHUT UP?!" Dakota man-screams.
"OH HEEEEELLLLLLLL NOO! YOU DID NOT JUST TELL YO MOMMA TO SHUT UP!"
"My momma?"
"YO *hiccup* momma!"
"You really are drunk..." mumbles Dakota
"WELL ATLEAST I'M NOT STUPID UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE" Haha, his face is priceless, so hurt and offended...
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR CUT YOUR TONGUES OFF AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR EARS!" Violet threatened.
Wow, she can be very demanding if she wants to. I guess that's why she's the leader. Well Ash is actually the leader but we all now the females- oh look, a bird!!! Reminds me of Pinochio. "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" STUPID HANGOVERS!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Dakota bellows.
Homer Simpson Mode: ACTIVATE! "WHY YOU LITTLE!" I then got out of my seat and started to strangle him like Homer Simpson would do to Bart, gotta love that show!
"WE'RE HERE!" Ash yells.
"FREEDOM! SEE YA LATER SUCKERS!" I screech flailing my arms above my head as I jump out of the van. I was just about to hug this giant, fluffy, ginger dog when I tripped on a rock and fell flat on my face. "CURSE YOU MOTHER NATURE!" I yell once I get up just as four ticked-looking girls come storming out of the house. Uh oh, Spagettio...
*A/N- AH HA! This chappie is a little longer than the others but still really short so I apologize... Anypoo, I almost have a THOUSAND READS!!! I think it is actually about 800 so when we get to 1,000 reads, I'll update! This chappie is dedicated to Jordy0119 (the real Jordan) so follow her, read her stories, type nice comments and such!!! Thx! FOLLOW ME, VOTE, COMMENT, ADD TO YOUR LIBRARY AND READING LISTS PLEASE!!! LUV YALLZZ YOU SON OF A BUTTERBUTT!
-pauliefrancis01
P.S. PLEASE READ MY OTHER FAN-FIC ABOUT SOUL EATER!!! THX!!!
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FanfictionAvery, Ally, Alana, Meredith, and Jordan have taken on the challenge of kidnapping One Direction!!! Will they succeed? Will they fail? Will love blossom? Will hearts be broken? Are you annoyed of yourself because you aren't already reading this Fan...
